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America Demands Slightly More Expensive Burgers
Hamilton Nolan · 09/26/11 12:36PMAmericans are not the sort of slobs who are satisfied with simply consuming a drab, tasteless burger in a hobo-infested fast food restaurant hastily rebranded as a "cafe." Americans are the sort of slobs who want their burgers fast—but casual. Americans want a slightly wider selection of toppings available on their burgers, and they want to consume those burgers in a very slightly more attractive setting than a Burger King bathroom. Americans demand this!
Restaurant Can Be Sued After Inadvertently Serving Vegetarians Meat
Brian Moylan · 07/19/11 11:28AMSausage Factory Worker Falls Into Meat Grinder
Max Read · 07/16/11 11:58AMMichael Raper, a 26-year-old employee of meat processing company Bar S, died this week after falling into a meat grinder. Is there a way that this story could be more horrible? Yes, yes there is:
This Pig Abuse Video Will Ruin Your Fourth of July Cookout
Hamilton Nolan · 06/30/11 10:34AMGood morning, you bacon-egg-and-cheese biscuit-eating motherfuckers. Here's a brand new video from the group Mercy For Animals, showing exactly where that bacon you love so much comes from.
Eat Your Cold Cuts Hot, Or Else
Jeff Neumann · 05/06/11 05:09AMBeef Ranchers Find New and Improved Ways to Ruin Animals' Lives
Hamilton Nolan · 03/07/11 05:32PMPatriotic American beef is under attack! I mean, not the cows. The cows are actually happy about it. Per capita beef consumption in the U.S. has fallen by a third in the past 35 years. So the National Cattlemen's Beef Association is training ranchers and other assorted beef-friendly carnivores to fight back using the tools of public relations.