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Bear Mauls Car In Search of Chicken McNuggets
Jeff Neumann · 07/24/11 11:54PMWhat happens when you leave Chicken McNuggets in your car in the the Gila Wilderness of New Mexico? Leroy Griego knows: "A bear destroyed my car looking for Chicken McNuggets," he told Las Cruces Sun-News. And after surveying the damage Dennis O'Keefe, a local bookshop owner who saw Griego's mangled car, chimed in:
McDonald's Manager Punches Customer for Bringing in a Service Dog
Seth Abramovitch · 07/21/11 10:14PMA string of strangely motivated assaults in McDonald's restaurants continues to grip the nation. Yesterday, we brought you the story of a woman who launched a half-melted ice cream cake at an employee and then struck her in the face. Today brings the story of a McDonald's in Cobb County, Georgia, where the manager was charged with having punched a woman, seemingly for having entered the premises with a service dog used to help her care for her autistic twin sons.
Woman Rampages McDonald's Over Melted Ice Cream Cake
Seth Abramovitch · 07/21/11 03:28AMThe manager of a McDonald's in Indiana called 911 after a customer went into a violent rage over an ice cream birthday cake she'd left with them for safe-keeping, which had later been handed back to her in a less-than-frozen state. She threw the cake at one employee and then slapped them in the face. You can hear the whole, harrowing 911 call here. No arrests have yet been made.
Starbucks in Damage-Control Mode After Alleged Anti-Gay Incident
Lauri Apple · 06/16/11 03:57AMOn Sunday, a woman named Missy Alison went to a Starbucks in the Long Island, N.Y. town of Centereach for a Mocha-choco-loco-hobo-latte, and while there witnessed what she calls "one of the most brazen and unapologetic displays of homophobia I have ever witnessed in my entire life." She wrote an outraged letter to the company, which her wife published on the Internet. The company noticed!
McDonald's Chief Defends Creepy Mascot
Jeff Neumann · 05/20/11 05:28AMSurvey Says Ronald McDonald Is 'Creepy'
Jeff Neumann · 05/18/11 06:34AMComment of the Day: Don't Go Changing, America
Brian Moylan · 05/17/11 05:50PMAmerica's Saddest Man Eats 25,000th Big Mac Today
Hamilton Nolan · 05/17/11 10:07AMHate Crime Charges in McDonald's Transgender Beating
Hamilton Nolan · 05/16/11 04:49PMThe wrath of the online video takes shape: a Maryland grand jury has indicted two teenagers on hate crime charges for last month's awful, sickening beating of Chrissy Polis, a transgender woman, in a god damn McDonald's. The beating was helpfully recorded by a heroic bystander, who did not step in to prevent Chrissy Polis from being beaten.
McDonald's Seeks to Lure Hobos Away from Starbucks
Hamilton Nolan · 05/09/11 12:09PM'Elaborate Ruse' Relieves McDonald's Patron of Handbag, Innocence
Hamilton Nolan · 04/26/11 08:24AMMcDonald's Basher Had Brawled There Before
Maureen O'Connor · 04/25/11 11:31AMTeonna Monae Brown—the Baltimore woman charged last week for a beating up a transgender McDonald's patron while a passive crowd made videos—may have been a repeat offender. The Smoking Gun reports that the 18-year-old had previously been arrested for punching a mother of two in the face, then beating her with an umbrella, then trying to rip out her hair, while friends attacked the lady's daughters. Just as ogres like to hide under bridges and terrorize passing billygoats, violent jerks apparently like to hang out at McDonald's and beat the snot out of strangers.
McDonald's Beating Video Victim Comes Forward
Max Read · 04/24/11 08:45AMNew McDonald's Assault Video Could Lead to Hate Crime Charges
Max Read · 04/23/11 10:46AMThe internet has fallen in love with another video of a fight in a fast-food restaurant, this one of a nasty assault at a Rosedale, Md. McDonald's that culminates in the victim having a seizure. It's pretty awful!
McDonald's Job Fair Brawl Hit-and-Run Video Marks America's Latest Nadir
Hamilton Nolan · 04/20/11 05:14PMToday's the day that McDonald's hires 50,000 lucky Americans. In depressing-ass Cleveland, this employment opportunity was so irresistible that it caused a long line. And then a fight. And then a bunch of people being run over, by a car, driven by someone angry that they hadn't yet gotten that job, at McDonald's. All of this was caught on video, of course. And uploaded to WorldstarHipHop.com. Naturally.
McDonald's Pulls Obscene Ad Showing Children Nearly Holding Hands
Hamilton Nolan · 04/14/11 02:27PMThe War on Happy Meals Comes to New York
Brian Moylan · 04/05/11 03:41PMMcDonald's Trying to Pretend Like Its Jobs Aren't Horrible
Hamilton Nolan · 04/04/11 01:29PMDon't pull that trigger just yet, suicidal chronically unemployed Americans: Mcdonald's is hiring 50,000 new workers right here in the USA, for positions ranging from cleaning grease traps to supervising the cleaning of grease traps to creating spreadsheets that rank the most cost-effective methods of cleaning grease traps. It's all part of a McDonald's effort to keep its grease traps clean. Along with its image!