A little boy says he went to heaven, his father writes a book about it, and now this book is becoming a movie. The Rapture is almost upon us, everyone! Also today: Johnny Depp is going to play a classic crime solver, Catherine Hardwicke loves her some teenagers, and Hunger Games newz!

Katy Perry's mom writes a memoir about her daughter's dirty pillows. Chris Brown's neighbors hate him. Matt Damon on the transitive property of kissing. Prince William cuts water sports from his bachelor party. Monday gossip is damned.

Yes, somehow Johnny Depp has managed to be involved with a successful film. I know it's quite a rarity, but today it worked. Meanwhile Matt Damon didn't do too badly for himself either, which is a good thing.

Hey, Matt Drudge, we've got a "Liberal Elite" defector! During this evening's Piers Morgan Tonight, when Matt Damon was asked if he was "happy with the way that Obama has been running the country," the star replied, "Uh, no."

You have to love the little revelations that can come out of an innocent press junket. The Adjustment Bureau opens Friday, and this preview features Matt Damon, Emily Blunt, and John Slattery discussing their film's "Fate vs. Free Will" conundrum.

In this hilarious interview, Matt Damon and Emily Blunt answer a series of "yes or no" questions, including whether or not Matt has ever seen Ben's private parts. While he denies ever having seen it, holding it is another story!

Lindsay Lohan was turned away from a party. A Matt Damon impostor. Lady Gaga's "drunk diet." Welcome to Saturday Gossip Roundup.

[Actor Matt Damon carrying lasagna for a scene in We Bought a Zoo, directed by Cameron Crowe. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

This year's Golden Globes ceremony has ended, but that doesn't mean we have to stop talking about it! From Ricky Gervais' controversial turn as host, to Jane Fonda's nip slip—and much more!—here are the show's most memorable moments.

Kevin Spacey fights for the right to stay in the glass closet. Nick Cannon confirms that Mariah's having twins. David Arquette confirms that he's having a breakdown. Thursday gossip knows that you know that he knows, but what about her?

The clip of James Franco kissing himself from the NY Times series "Fourteen Actors Acting" is just the start; the whole thing couldn't be more pretentious. Now, for your entertainment, the most ridiculous moments from the set.

Lindsay Lohan could only keep putting up bail for so long. Katy Perry and Russell Brand's wedding was ridiculous. Celine Dion and Matt Damon both had kids (but not together.) Sunday Gossip Roundup is a bundle of joy.

Today at Gawker.TV, Modern Family presents its first crotch shot, Tim and Eric invade Jimmy Kimmel Live, Matt Damon does his impression of Matthew McConaughey, and The Situation wants you to know he's more than you see on TV.

Noted celebrity impressionist Matt Damon briefly appears as Matthew Mcconaughey on the Late Show. Things get all too real when he offers to send David a picture of his penis via email.

David Arquette's rumored mistress is a bar brawling Hollywood mean girl. Courteney Cox ditches her wedding ring. Minka Kelly's mother was a stripper. Al Franken makes an airport security joke. Tuesday gossip sneaks into your bed and steals your husband.

Where did he go? Nobody knows. Also today: a fitting role for Al Pacino, a new enemy for Spider-Man, some bad Fran Drescher news, and an update about everyone's favorite two-namer, Kris Kristofferson.

[Actor Matt Damon and director Clint Eastwood are bummed to see you at the premiere of their new movie The Hereafter. Photo via Getty.]

Here's a trailer for Joel and Ethan Coen's upcoming adaptation of the famed Western revenge novel (which was turned into a famous John Wayne Oscar-winner), starring Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, and some new girl who talks funny.

Here's a trailer for Hereafter, Clint Eastwood's supernatural sadness movie about Matt Damon the grieving, reluctant psychic and the various emotionally damaged characters he refuses to help (but, yeah, decides to help eventually). It looks... oddly compelling?

Fall is the best time for movies. All the serious awards-contenders strut their stuff, the thrillers are darker and grittier, and the romances tend to be weepies. Here's a guide to what's coming out from now until the new year.