Western Kentucky University professor John All fell 70 feet and into an icy crevasse while conducting climate research on Mount Himlung in the Himalayas. With a broken arm and ribs, it took him hours to climb out.

Officials from the Singita Game Reserve at Kruger National Park in South Africa say it was their field guide who was caught on camera charging at an elephant while apparently under the influence of alcohol.

Encountering a black bear in his backyard (while "taking a massive piss"?), intrepid Canuck Mr. Jangzter utters a few famous last words to an unseen friend: "He's a scraggly bear, man, he's not going to attack me."

I heard that Hollywood manhunk Jake Gyllenhaal was going to join Bear Grylls on a frosty trek for the show Man Vs. Wild, I thought, "Great, he's never going to get shirtless in Iceland." Was I wrong!

Jake Denham, a 14-year-old kid from Portland, Ore., got separated from his mother while skiing in below-freezing temperatures on Mt. Bachelor. Luckily, Jake watches survival reality show Man Vs. Wild—and used his reality TV-derived knowledge to survive.

Yesterday's Man Vs. Wild took Bear Grylls to northern Australia. Walking by a stream, Bear spots a water snake that will feed him and add the perfect touch to his ensemble. So he breaks the snake's neck using his teeth.

Tummy aches, aliens, and hippos... just a few of the things this Dude faces in his fight against the unforgiving forces of the desert. Will he survive? Watch this parody of Man Vs. Wild to find out!

During a romp through Northern Africa, Bear Grylls taught us that it's better to slather yourself with pee than to be dehydrated. Using advanced thermal-imaging technology, he scientifically proved that areas in which urine (a liquid) was applied became cooler.

Discovery has released this short video compilation featuring Man Vs. Wild's Bear Grylls eating the absolutely nasty things: bugs, snakes, testicles, and raw/living animals (among other things.) Hope you've already eaten lunch!

Bear Grylls has no trouble stomping on and over nature. Last night he ran into trouble when a rapidly moving train trapped him in a tunnel. He proceeds to climb train that nearly killed him and presumably hijacks it.

Today at Gawker.TV, Anthony Bourdain comes across six tons of pure cocaine, NCIS: Los Angeles in 60 seconds, Mariah Carey's drunken acceptance speech, highlights from MTV's Teen Mom, and Bear Grylls gives himself an enema.

Making the rounds today is the promotional clip for the new season of Man Vs. Wild. Host Bear Grylls always seems to out-do himself and this clip is not for the faint of heart. Warning: hope you already ate lunch!

Remember when sci-fi movies were about blowing up aliens and attacking Godzilla? Those days are gone, my friend. Thanks to Battlestar Galactica and District 9, the genre now exists to please the intelligentsia. The latest victim, the Star Trek sequel.