“Stoner” rapper Young Thug was arrested by U.S. Marshals early Wednesday over a July 7 incident where he allegedly threatened to shoot a mall security guard in the face.

At a rally against Israel's bombing of Gaza over the weekend in Seattle, a shirtless man allegedly harassed protesters, yelled, picked fights, and used words like "towelhead." When a security guard was called to the scene, however, he ignored this alleged instigator, macing and detaining a black bystander instead.

The Mall Cops took on the greatest evil of our time: Twilight fans. Observe as one poor officer attempts to help some Twihards find their lost car in an orderly fashion, and is instead greeted with shrieks and incoherent rambling.

TLC's Mall Cops premiered last night, a show which basically is an advertisement for how horribly boring the Mall of America is. If you venture a trip, keep in mind: no dancing, no trans-gender dress, and no "numchuks".

Your local mall cops are probably some disgraced policemen who still get a buzz from telling kids not to loiter. Mall Cops will show us those guys in charge of the small city that is the Mall of America.