Marie “EnjoyPhoenix” Lopez is a French YouTuber whose beauty vlogs have earned her nearly 2 million subscribers, deals with cosmetics companies, and a slot on Dance Avec Les Stars. She’s wildly successful. But also, maybe not someone you should listen to about what homemade goop to put on your face.

A young bride shocked her fiancé by showing up to her wedding shoot in Shenzen, China, with grey hair and elaborate makeup that made her look 70 years old. If he would still love her at 70, she reasoned, he shouldn't mind her taking the pictures that way.

A South Carolina 16-year-old is suing the state Department of Motor Vehicles, claiming he was told to remove his makeup before he could have his driver's license photo taken.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo apparently likes to ask people if they think his attorney general, Eric Schneiderman, wears eyeliner. What do you think?

Women. Always putting make-up on their face skin and designer sunglasses in their purses without paying for them. And no one is better at (allegedly) combining the two than Sarah Jessica Parker's personal makeup artist Leslie Lopez.

Your baby: it has some issues. Let's be real. Its baby skin is... not so perfect. Nothing you'd want to be seen in public with. Your baby's beauty reflects on you. The good news: your baby's hideousness is nothing that hundreds of dollars worth of beauty products can't temporarily fix.

Is your tween daughter looking homely? Want to get her started wearing makeup as early as possible—but also want to be sure she only wears all-natural makeup? You begged for it. The Wal-Mart corporation delivered!

Paz de la Huerta, Boardwalk Empire actress and budding Hollywood mess, has a signature look: She always matches her lipstick to her dress. Is this a method for avoiding unsightly lipstick stains? Obsessive-compulsive color coordination?

Last night, on live television, the world's most beautiful woman reapplied her makeup. Behold, the magnificent beast shellacking its mesmerizing maw, in the wild! Click to enlarge. [Images via Buzzfeed]

Eight people were arrested in Hong Kong over the guy who disguised himself as an old man to get into Canada.

Makeup Artist Bobbi Brown was on Martha Stewart promoting her new book for tween girls. Although her mom doesn't allow her to wear makeup, 13-year-old Grace put on lip gloss and everyone told her how much prettier she looked.

Uma Thurman did which of the following at a gala last night? a) Buried her face in cocaine; b) shot a Pulp Fiction sequel; c) pissed off her makeup artist; or d) ate a powdered sugar doughnut, messily. Let's investigate.

Men use cosmetics these days. Okay, fine. "Do you!" as we always exclaim, followed by a Z-shaped pattern of finger snaps. Unfortunately, guys seem to have a bit of a problem owning up to their makeup fetish.

This young lady has all the tips your grandmother is either not willing to give you or is about to go out of her way to keep you from learning.

Today was "No Makeup Day" on The Today Show's fourth hour, so that meant a scrolling banner throughout the entire show informing people not to adjust their TVs, that's what these ladies look like.

Whoopi Goldberg and a studio full of cosmetic products is an odd pair, possibly because the ol' girl doesn't even have eyebrows! But today she crashed the party and kept it classy from her singing entrance to her exit.

Are we sex addicts, or just terrible people? Are our obese children going to live into adulthood, or are we just terrible people? Are those eyelashes real, or are you a terrible person? Science has answers. Bad answers.

With the huge success of Avatar—a movie starring blue people—a lot of fans want to look like those blue people. Most just paint their faces and look ridiculous. But one fan used Photoshop with impressive results.

It's safe to say whoever did Nicole Kidman's makeup last night will never find work in this town again. [Us]

This, and other burning questions, will terrorize you for nights on end after you read this article on the art of telegenic spray-tan sculpting.