On the Australian Today Show, innocent conversation about home invasions took a raunchy turn as the anchors described the various "long, stabby things" each keeps in their bedrooms. If only the American Today Show was this sexy!
Last evening local CBS LA reporter Serena Branson was sent to the hospital after appearing to have a stroke while filing her Grammy wrap-up report.
Thousands of Fort Wayne, Indiana residents have voted in an online poll to name a county center after former mayor Harry Baals, and yes, that IS his real name.
Last night in Philadelphia, a news crew caught footage of a massive gas main explosion that killed one person and left five injured. It happened just after a Philadelphia Gas Works truck reported to the scene for a gas leak.
Doug and Sara Cannon are a Canadian couple who lost their Bernese mountain dog, Molly Jane, last week. They're so desperate to get the pet back that they're offering to name their firstborn child after whoever finds her. Watch inside.
There's really not too much to this video. It's only about 10 seconds long, it features only one person, and she only speaks a couple of sentences. But boy oh boy is it the funniest thing I've seen all day.
In Lafayette, Louisiana, a few neighbors are upset that some no-gooders erected a couple of snow penises on their lawn. While obscene sculptures are against the law, when the police arrived they had a few laughs. Blurry snow penises inside.
Hundreds of flights have been canceled, none more important than the one 8 year old Alexander Wright was boarding. Watch him complain to the local news about how he's supposed to be in Florida, tanning.
"Greed, greed, and more fucking greed." We've all heard the schpiel about how we got into this economic mess plenty of times (maybe not enough), but have you heard it from a true Irishman, accent and all? Now you have.
Here's a recent news report by Joe Torres of New York's WABC regarding some unsolved robberies in the Bronx's Bedford Park neighborhood. But wait! Just as Torres finishes, a random woman in the background takes quite a tumble. Watch inside.
This guy is so eager to show his penis on television, that he's standing in the freezing cold (it's Norway) literally jumping up and down, just for that chance. Funny how long it takes for security to arrive.
Ohh... god... no. This turkey calling device does not need the assistance of your mouth! We know that it reminds you of something else (...blowjobs), but that was a little compulsive.
Look familiar? The good folks over at BBC Four made a spot-on parody of what pretty much every news report looks, feels, and sounds like. It's wonderfully meta.. cheeky, actually.
What makes this video worthwhile is not necessarily the fail itself (not catching the bridge implosion) but the hilarious self-loathing in the reaction to their mistake. "This is a metaphor for our show. Another crash and burn." Relax, guys!
