At 2:00 AM on Saturday morning, 70-year-old Jacqueline Cutright's Akron, Ohio home was robbed by a man wearing a clown mask and waving a knife. How did Cutright react? By remaining on the toilet! Cutright's charming local news interview, inside.

[There was a video here]

What's your favorite line of Cutright's from the interview? Feel free to dish in the comments.

[The Daily What]