literature

Tucker Max Has Composed Another Volume of Witticisms

Hamilton Nolan · 07/15/10 02:12PM

Though we have recently been ensconced in a blissful, months-long "No Tucker Max News to Report" period, it appears that our peace shall soon be shattered: our "favorite" "person" (Tucker Max) has a new book coming out. With words!

Russia Bans 'Scientology Writings'

Max Read · 04/22/10 01:44AM

The Russian prosecutor general's office has found that Scientology texts undermine "the traditional spiritual values of the citizens of the Russian Federation." Probably the prosector general just needs a FREE STRESS TEST. [The Moscow Times]

Guy's Frozen Penis Snaps Off in Ian McEwan's New Novel

Maureen O'Connor · 03/14/10 10:22AM

Post-Atonement Ian McEwan wrote a satirical global-warming thriller wherein a man tries to pee outdoors in -26F Norway, then experiences shrinkage so severe his dick turns into a frosty popsicle, cracks, and slips out the leg of his pants.