It truly is a wonderful time to be young, thin, obscenely wealthy, and not currently in jail, and so in honor of a certain internationally beloved heiress who just happens to be all four of those things, we proudly present this round-up of Paris Hilton updates from around the web:
· A copy of Paris's prison canteen order (pause for completely understandable shock that such a jail convenience exists) included soy sauce packets, a banana nut muffin, emery boards and an eyebrow pencil. [TMZ]
· A 9:30 a.m. home appointment with DreamCatchers Hair Extensions meant Paris was weavetastic and ready to conquer Robertson by the noon hour. [Us]
· The first day of freedom was spent at her parents Bel-Air estate, where pink balloons, a cake, and a "Pick Me Up (From Jail)" bouquet greeted her upon her arrival. [People]