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This most recent photo of Naomi, who as everyone knows got sperminated by her fiance the greatest actor of our time Liev Schrieber, was taken in LA on June 27. Lady is like 11 months pregnant. Or at least that is how it has been seeming to Stalker Map Intern Valerie Flame. Somewhere towards the end of Naomi's second trimester, Valerie started getting really pissy about the flood of boring samey Naomi and Liev sightings. "I am so sick of them. They're seen everywhere all the time and I don't care about them. How about a ban unless she gives birth on the sidewalk?" When her request was not met, things started to get sorta twisted!
• After a few week or so of silence, Page Six makes a tiny jab back at billionaire Ron Burkle, noting that he "carefully avoided" sitting next to any models at Lionel Richie's concert the other night. Somewhere, a California supermarket spontaneously bursts into flames. [Page Six]
• Katie Holmes has enlisted the help of a service unfortunately called Buff Brides to help her get in shape "post-birth." TMZ also has the exclusives on her wedding dress: it's long and white. Scoop! [TMZ]
• Sienna Miller is dating Argentinean DKNY model Nico Malleville, who apparently does not take to fucking nannies on the pool table. [Gatecrasher (4th item)]
• A man posing as actress Eva Mendes' brother has been rolling around town with limos and models, scamming restaurants and clubs for tens of thousands of dollars. Because a man in a limo claiming to be someone's brother is incredibly clever. [Page Six]
• At Neil Lane in LA, Liev Schreiber reportedly dropped $150K on a 5-carat sparkler for girlfriend Naomi Watts. In an especially cagey denial, his flack says he's never been in that store. [R&M (3rd item)]
• Angelina Jolie is planning to take a full-page ad next week in USA Today that will call for an end to the violence in Darfur. Hopefully this will help everyone forget that her bodyguards are currently bludgeoning half of Namibia. [IMDb]
• Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have hit a "rough patch," reportedly because Watts finds her man a bit too controlling. To be fair, bitch better call him if she's not going to be home in time to make dinner. [R&M]
• Like manna from heaven, Barbra Streisand gives us a second farewell tour (the first was in 2000, and we've been saying goodbye every day since). The butter-voiced political genius will be paid $2 million her show; Gays and Jews everywhere start saving for the best tickets, which will go for $1500 apiece. [Page Six]
• To promote her forthcoming flick Friends With Money, Jennifer Aniston opts to sit down with the Today show instead of Diane Sawyer and Good Morning America. The reason? In a report on Brad Pitt's work in Africa, Diane Sawyer failed to call the actor a skank ho. [Lowdown (2nd to last)]
• Anti-Scientologists fight Tom Cruise, one back-page alt-weekly advertisement at a time. [Scoop]
After yesterday's brief freak-out regarding Page Six's claim that Liev Schreiber was seen licking the porcelain face of Winona Ryder, which contradicted some of our Gawker Stalker reports and sent us into a tailspin of celebrity-driven confusion, Page Six has gracefully stepped forward with a clarification:
From yesterday's Page Six:
