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• After a few week or so of silence, Page Six makes a tiny jab back at billionaire Ron Burkle, noting that he "carefully avoided" sitting next to any models at Lionel Richie's concert the other night. Somewhere, a California supermarket spontaneously bursts into flames. [Page Six]
• Katie Holmes has enlisted the help of a service unfortunately called Buff Brides to help her get in shape "post-birth." TMZ also has the exclusives on her wedding dress: it's long and white. Scoop! [TMZ]
• Sienna Miller is dating Argentinean DKNY model Nico Malleville, who apparently does not take to fucking nannies on the pool table. [Gatecrasher (4th item)]
• A man posing as actress Eva Mendes' brother has been rolling around town with limos and models, scamming restaurants and clubs for tens of thousands of dollars. Because a man in a limo claiming to be someone's brother is incredibly clever. [Page Six]
• At Neil Lane in LA, Liev Schreiber reportedly dropped $150K on a 5-carat sparkler for girlfriend Naomi Watts. In an especially cagey denial, his flack says he's never been in that store. [R&M (3rd item)]
• Angelina Jolie is planning to take a full-page ad next week in USA Today that will call for an end to the violence in Darfur. Hopefully this will help everyone forget that her bodyguards are currently bludgeoning half of Namibia. [IMDb]