Bristol Palin's son will soon have a brother: TMZ reports that Bristol baby daddy Levi Johnston has knocked up another female Wasillan below drinking age. The lucky lady is Sunny Oglesby, age 20. She is reportedly three months pregnant and has been dating 21-year-old Levi for "just over a year."

Lindsay Lohan is an Italian fashion plate. Emily Deschanel gives birth. Scarlett Johansson's late-night rendezvous with Timberlake. Bethenny Frankel's maritime rescuer thinks she's a jerk. Minka Kelly's butt gets slapped. Thursday gossip makes love to the camera.

Mercede Johnston—of the naked Wasilla Johnstons—bares her butt, boobs, and the Palin family's secrets in next month's Playboy.

Mercede Johnston claims that Bristol Palin both did and did not want to be pregnant with her brother's child. Doug Hutchison claims that the emails sent by his 16-year-old wife were actually sent by "hackers." Saturday gossip is now has a better credit rating than the U.S. government.

Mercede Johnston of the Wasilla Johnstons—a girl famous for being the sister of a guy who put his dick inside the daughter of a lady who did not become vice president—is following in her brother's autoerotic footsteps, and posing for Playboy. Page Six reports:

Bristol Palin reveals Levi Johnston's seduction technique. Mel Gibson has a new, goth girlfriend. Tracy Morgan is meeting with homeless gay teens. Saturday gossip is the goodness angel of the world.

Former Alaskan youth hockey player Levi Johnson, who knocked up Bristol Palin three years ago, was famous for two more years after that, and now is not very famous, has a hot new book comin' out. Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs will hit stores September 27, and now the cover has been released. Look up and to the right — there it is! Oh, golly. [via Political Wire]

Or rather will become. The role of Levi has been cast, and the actor who will play him, like Levi, enjoys taking his clothes off for money. Also today: Superman casting, Piranha casting, and movie awards hosting news.

Palin-impregnator Levi Johnston has not been in the news much lately, so it's lucky he's got a big announcement: The father of Sarah Palin's grandchild is writing a tell-all! "Levi is going to talk about everybody," manager Tank Johnson says. Everybody, like everybody in the whole world? (What a long book that would be!) Alas, no, it seems Johnson means the Palin family ("Sarah Palin, and the rest of the family—Bristol too"), and that it will have "good stuff," like "exclusive photos." Time will tell if Johnston can fit book-writing in to his busy schedule: He turns 21 on May 6, and he is, we believe, still running for Mayor of Wasilla. Also, he has a kid. Trint? Trodd? Or whatever? [Radar Online; Us Magazine]

Future Wasilla mayor Levi Johnston is now "in a relationship" on Facebook with 20-year-old daycare teacher Sunny Oglesby. She likes hunting and fishing and smooching Levi Johnston. Bristol Palin says she's cool with it, so we are too.

Levi Johnston is on the campaign trail running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, and stopped by Real Time with Bill Maher. Maher asks Levi if he uses condoms. Levi laughs, then offers, "I'm a big fan of Trojan these days."

How does Bristol Palin get back at Levi Johnston for his steamy appearance in a music video? By making a cameo in one for an Alaskan rock band, apparently. She plays Mother Nature! And wears a fur coat! Watch inside.

We knew it was a bad idea when we heard Levi Johnston was making a music video with pop "star" Brittani Senser. But the results are even worse than we imagined. No wonder Bristol Palin dumped Levi.

MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell plagiarizes not only Katie Couric's questions, but also her "serious face." Watch the Couric-Palin/O'Donnell-Johnston interview side by side. Also note the similarity in Palin's and Captain Knock 'er Up's responses.

Today at Gawker.TV, Christopher Meloni plays "Water War," Levi Johnston's embarrassing interview, Mark Ballas and DWTS cross-over to Melissa & Joey, a Bobby Brown video homage, and Running Wilde proves that the show is no Arrested Development.

Wasilla, Alaska mayoral candidate Levi Johnston appeared on Lawrence O'Donnell's new MSNBC show last night to answer a classic question set: Those that Katie Couric stumped his baby's grandmother Sarah Palin with two years ago. Levi fares... about the same!

Barbara caught an embarrassing interview with Levi Johnston in which he gave honest responses like "You're kind of getting over my head on these things here" and "I have no idea." Watch the clip—and the ladies' opinions—inside.

Levi Johnston says he missed on-again-off-again girlfriend Bristol Palin's debut on Dancing with the Stars because he was "too busy studying politics" for his upcoming mayoral run. If he's studying like he prepared for his Playgirl shoot, he's doomed.

America's most beloved babydaddy Levi Johnston was on CBS's Early Show this morning to talk about—what else?—Sarah Palin. Now that he broke up with star-dancing girlfriend Bristol Palin again, he said he's sorry he said sorry to her mom.