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Mississippi Continues Noble Assault On Lesbians' High School Memories
Richard Lawson · 04/27/10 04:11PMMichelle Rodriguez: Gay
Adrian Chen · 04/13/10 08:49PMHere Are Three Republicans Who Really Understand Young People
Adrian Chen · 04/06/10 03:01AMLady Gaga's New Music Video Tackles Penis Rumor, Lesbian Prison Babes
Maureen O'Connor · 03/11/10 09:36PMThe Evolution of the Lesbian Kiss on Television
Mike Byhoff · 03/04/10 04:11PMFanookers and Doormats: Sprucing Up TV's Gay Characters
Richard Lawson · 02/04/10 03:45PMThe Most Inappropriately Sexxxy School in the USA
Hamilton Nolan · 02/01/10 09:22AMAlleged Hot Lesbian Teacher Known to Pal Around With Women
Hamilton Nolan · 12/10/09 09:50AMHot Lesbian Teacher Sex Rumor Is Totally Out There
Hamilton Nolan · 12/09/09 03:14PMCasey Johnson Settles Down
cityfile · 12/09/09 12:11PMLast week at this time, nutty Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson was sitting behind bars, having been arrested for stealing jewelry, clothing, shoes, and underwear from a former model named Jasmine Lennard. (She was also accused of leaving behind a wet towel and used vibrator as her "calling card," but that's another story.)
Andrea Peyser, Lesbian Racist
Hamilton Nolan · 11/23/09 10:51AMShowtime Falls Back Into Lesbian Drama (And This Time It's Real)
Andrew Belonsky · 09/01/09 12:36AMGeorge Wayne, Intrepid Reporter
cityfile · 03/10/09 12:01PMCNN's Lesbian Hippie Not Worried About Oversharing
Ryan Tate · 03/02/09 11:35PMDegeneres and Lohan Use the Weekend to Illustrate Hollywood Lesbian Do's and Dont's
Kyle Buchanan · 08/18/08 12:00PMCongratulations are in order for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, who married Saturday night in an intimate ceremony held on the grounds of their California home. The brides both wore Zac Posen and exchanged handwritten vows promising to love each other "in sickness and in health, for as long as no pesky cameramen get in the way." Attendance was capped at 19, all the better to exclude potential wedding crasher Barbara Walters. Still, the lesbian goddess giveth with one hand while she takes away with the other, for no sooner did the two marry than details of a sapphic Hollywood breakup emerged involving the famously "gone gay" Lindsay Lohan.
No One Can Be a Secret Lesbian in Peace Anymore
Sheila · 07/24/08 02:21PM"Just found out the the former President of my company is a lesbian. She was married w/ 4 kids! HINT—I work in Publishing," whispers a snitch on the YouBeMom parenting messageboard. No, not Bonnie Fuller, the secret lesbian was an "editor," someone else chimes in. Or, wait: "Wasn't an editor, she was in Advertising.. she has her own company now." Despite the unholy thread that unspools, we still have no idea who the secret lesbian—posited to be somewhere inside Conde Nast—could be. In case you were wondering what else these moms have on their shriveled little minds:Other quality threads include,
Celebrity Media Finally Ready to Admit That Lindsay Lohan Is Dating a Girl
Richard Lawson · 07/17/08 01:36PMOh look, everyone's finally starting to catch on to the whole Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson clambake. The Mirror is reporting that deejay Sam's deejay/producer brother Mark and his girlfriend approve of her lesbadoodle relationship with actress and former skiing enthusiast Lindsay. Mark's girlfriend Daisy (also a deejay?) says "Their relationship is totally genuine. And they're just so sweet together." Aw, that's nice. Couple that with the new Life & Style magazine cover (above), and it looks as though the mainstream celebrity-industrial complex is finally ready to accept what people like us have been talking about for a month. Though, heh, we were a little slow to catch on, too. Now I'm not going to get into the whole "this would be so much different if it were two men" thing, so I'll just leave you with a video of Ronson after the jump.
Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Soulmate Foreshadowed In Mean Girls
Richard Lawson · 07/09/08 11:58AMFor some reason we are strangely obsessed with actress and reformed party girl Lindsay Lohan's totes heroic lesbian relationship. Maybe it's because we never saw it coming. Gay rumors just don't seem to affix themselves to female celebrities as much as they do to their hunky, becoiffed male counterparts (yoohooooo Chacey!) and she seemed to enjoy dating mens. Though maybe we should have detected some early signs. Look at the hungry gleam in the young actress's eyes as costar Rachel McAdams (where'd she go?) tells her a tale of Sapphistry in the 2004 film Mean Girls. Really, look at it! The video is above. If you need a more direct lesbian reading of the scene, you can read a revised transcript here. (Yes we realize that this is totally silly.)
Las Vegas' Very Special Gay Cards
Hamilton Nolan · 06/16/08 12:56PMAs Alex Pareene once said with a certain joie de vivre, "Leave it to the French to [insert something racy here]." Well, it doesn't get much racier than advertising to the gays—unless it's advertising to the lesbians! So Paris Las Vegas is appropriating a bit of that fake French savoir faire for their new ad campaign, which features the understated slogan, "Everything's sexier in Paris Las Vegas." Points to them for being inclusive, in a rather blunt and unsophisticated way. Gay-targeted ad pictured; lesbian-targeted ad (the content of which you might be able to guess), after the jump.