Political insiders who attended last week’s Republican National Convention in Cleveland were united in their assessment of the one thing Donald Trump’s long-awaited weeklong coronation was missing: Justin Bieber. And to think he was almost there!

Here is what you need to know about Kevin Durant, who did the crazy thing everyone is talking about.

Just as the World Cup is dwindling down, another sports story has taken over your Twitter feed: the free agency of LeBron James, the best and most famous basketball player in the world. Four years ago James became a national villain after the saga of his first free agency culminated in a one-hour television special, but he has reversed the role today by choosing to return to the Cleveland Cavaliers.

NBA superstar and vigilante crimefighter LeBron James cleaned up the streets of Gotham played professional basketball in a black carbon-fiber mask Thursday night.

Steven Tyler tried gay sex "but just didn't dig it." Rick Springfield curses out a cop. Pippa Middleton reunites with an ex. Rihanna follows Chris Brown. Monday gossip explores its sexuality.

Move over Jen Aniston, we have a new queen of sad jiltedness. And sadness, thy name is Bridget Moynihan. Also today: Two TV powerhouses are welcoming new children into their lives, LeBron's mom is in trouble, and Kanye likes the ladies.

LeBron James is a complicated character indeed. So complicated in fact, that he is developing an animated series called "The LeBrons." The cartoon explores the four faces of LeBron: Kid LeBron, Athlete LeBron, Business LeBron, and ...Wallace?

Barbara Walters' annual televised celebrity kiss fest, "Most Fascinating People," has anointed this year's chosen ones. As tends to be the case with objects of popular fascination, most of them are scourges of the earth. Let us rate Babs' choices.

LeBron James received quite the critique on last night's Late Show! Former NBA star/current blowhard Charles Barkley and David Letterman got real when speaking out about James' controversial switch from Cleveland to Miami. Check the clip to get the dirt.

Here's incredible South Carolina Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene's YouTube song, (allegedly) written, produced and edited by the candidate [Updated below]. It's got LeBron James highlights, lyrics about not showing porn to college girls, you name it. Just watch.

Even a week after The Decision, the ire directed at LeBron James shows no signs of ceasing. In a bit of inspired comparison, LeBron's decision has been matched with Hulk Hogan's joining of the NWO.

Paul Rudd and Steve Carell, America's favorite funnymen, taped their own "decision" for last night's ESPY Awards. Like LeBron James' show last Thursday, the show was an entire hour long—which they they didn't know how to fill, either.

Kevin Pereira used the "Time 2 Sports" section of the show last night to speculate on Lebron's now infamously traitorous decision. As you can see, he could've made a lot better choices.

Political writers across the mid-Atlantic watched LeBron James' incredibly shameless decision last night, searching for a "political angle." Hats off to the Atlantic's Josh Green, who wrote a savvy thing called, "How LeBron's Move Helps the Tea Party." Snappy! (Huh?)

LeBron James announced on ESPN tonight that he's joining the Miami Heat this fall. Some people really care about this, and they filmed their reactions for all of the Internet to enjoy.

*James Earl Jones Voice* THE. DECISION. HAS. BEEN. MADE. *End James Earl Jones Voice* Moments ago, LeBron James announced live on ESPN that he will sign with the Miami Heat for the upcoming NBA season. Inside, video of James' announcement.

LeBron James announced on his ESPN special that he will be joining the Miami Heat

ESPN is airing an hourlong teevee special tonight, for basketmaking machine Lebron James to announce which team he's going to sign with. To get this, ESPN ceded near-total control of the show's advertising (and reporters' question-asking!) to Lebron. The explanation?