larry-ellison
Chuck Norris is Larry Ellison
ndouglas · 02/15/06 12:27PMRemainders: Information wants to be Larry's
ndouglas · 02/14/06 11:48PM
Beware the Valentine-tie-in press release. The Register gets cute about the crap that companies send the press. [The Register]
New Internet — all the stuff that wasn't wrong with Old Internet. [Techdirt]
Larry Ellison will eat anything. The latest Oracle acquisition is another open source firm. [CNet]
Oh, that's rich. "I failed my Google exam. Ergo, Google will die." [Craigslist]
Jeff Veen's letter to early Measure Map users: "You can expect great things from this acquisition." Sure, like with Blogger and Dodgeball. [Yugatech]
Valleywag hotties: Is the yachter hotter?
ndouglas · 02/14/06 05:01PMLarry Ellison thinks he's God. Steve Jobs rules the Cult of Mac. The mogul pals spend millions to build shiny white toys — Larry his giant boat, Jobs his tiny pods. Which of these bears has the fiercer growl?
Remainders: Ted Leonsis exposes his blog
ndouglas · 02/09/06 11:05PMAOL vice chairman Ted Leonsis opens his blog to the public; linking to Jason Calacanis somehow fails to get above Blogebrity's C-list. [Ted's Take via Blogebrity]
How not to answer a job ad: "more details about you gets more details about me." [The Post Money Value]
Oracle fires 2,000 people after its Siebel buyout. Thankfully, they can all live comfortably in Larry Ellison's yacht. [Register]
Sketchiest Suicide Girls description ever: "It's a blogging site for people with awesome tattoos and piercings. You'd be perfect!" He forgot to mention, you know, the porn part. [Niall Kennedy]
Old and busted vs. new hotness [Yahoo on Flickr]:
Eric Schmidt's house is worth $3 million
ndouglas · 02/09/06 01:23AMLarry Ellison's privacy is largely an illusion
ndouglas · 02/02/06 07:51AMTop tech mogul extravagances
ndouglas · 02/02/06 06:51AMLarry Ellison's money: the villa in Woodside
ndouglas · 02/01/06 05:40PMLarry Ellison's Japanese-style estate in Woodside has been for sale since May 2005, when he listed it for $25 million. The estate was modeled after a Imperial Age Japanese village, so authentically that Ellison had to battle to get real toilets instead of the more accurate holes in the ground. But the villa is being shopped — maybe he actually listened to his accountant. Now Ellison stays in his home on San Francisco's Broadway, where he can spend his money in front of a bigger audience.
Meet the new yacht: Larry Ellison's Rising Sun
ndouglas · 02/01/06 04:30PMThought the yacht that gave ulcers to Larry Ellison's accountant was extravagant? Feast your eyes on the Rising Sun. At 454 feet, it's the longest privately owned boat in the world. Master yacht designer Jon Bannenberg built it for Ellison. The design started at 300 feet and growing as Larry heard about other billionaire boats. By now, his accountant is discovering new and exciting kinds of heart attacks.
Where did Larry Ellison's money go?
ndouglas · 02/01/06 12:11PMLarry Ellison made his accountant cry
ndouglas · 01/31/06 12:26PMDo I get two guesses?
ndouglas · 01/24/06 08:12PMNY vs. SF: the final episode
Gawker · 01/18/03 09:48AMEx-NY Post gossip columnist Chris Nolan writes in: