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Alleged Naked Knife Guy Plays Banjo for Cops
Hudson Hongo · 07/28/15 11:30PMWoman Angered by Bad Taco Bell Wi-Fi Allegedly Pulls Knife on Teens
Hudson Hongo · 07/12/15 11:15PMHamilton Nolan · 10/23/14 09:23AM
Man Hides Knife in Lining of Shoe, TSA Calls it "Artfully Concealed"
Aleksander Chan · 07/07/14 06:57PMBrendan O'Connor · 03/29/14 03:30PM
Cops Tackle Knife-Wielding Man as He Stabs Himself Outside Today Show
Maggie Lange · 06/06/13 08:23AMApparently Teachers Aren't Allowed to Fantasize About Stabbing Their Students Now?
Hamilton Nolan · 01/14/13 09:45AMI've never been a teacher. And thank god, because I can say with 98% certainty that the majority of my day would consist of me, standing in front of a room full of unruly "tweens" who Just Won't Listen, stroking a piece of cutlery and fantasizing aloud about plunging said cutlery into the bodies of those unruly students. Any teacher would. But apparently in "today's America," this behavior is frowned upon.
Man Arrested in China After Knife Attack on Students
Mallory Ortberg · 12/15/12 02:35PMOnly a few hours before suspected shooter Adam Lanza began his attack on Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut, a 36-year-old man went on a similar rampage in China's Henan province. Using a kitchen knife, a farmer that police have identified as Min Yingjun stabbed 22 children and one adult just before 8:00 in the morning yesterday.
Man Throws Own Skin and Intestines (Presumably Also Shade) at Cops Who Surprise Him in His Room
Caity Weaver · 05/30/12 07:38PMCabby Grabby, Banker Stabby
Hamilton Nolan · 03/02/12 09:50AMItalian Mag: 'Amanda Knox is Free'—and So Are These Knives
Lauri Apple · 10/08/11 12:17PMStabbing, Fleeing, Heroism, Incompetence, Drama Captured in One Shot
Hamilton Nolan · 08/31/11 08:18AMAt London's Notting Hill Carnival on Monday, 20 year-old Rio Andre was stabbed by a teenager after trying to break up a fight. What was that intense moment like? Well, just look at this god damn picture: There's Andre in the middle of the scene with his wound, arms out, looking stricken; there's the stabber, fleeing the scene with knife in hand; there's the heroic bystander trying to trip the perp as he runs by; there are the police, frozen, like "huh?"; there's the crowd in the background, shocked.