kitten-occupation

Israel Threatens Forced Displacement of Native Kitten Population

Ashley Feinberg · 11/02/15 09:50PM

Citing Jewish law, Israel’s agricultural minister, Uri Ariel, has proposed a solution to what he sees as a population control problem that has begun to encroach on the country’s God-given right to peace and happiness: an overabundance of kittens. The recommended solution? Forcibly displacing the fluffy, offending race from their native land.