You are probably familiar with Prophet and internet gadfly King Nazir Muhammad for his advocacy of the controversial position that all women should become lesbians. Today we have more King Nazir Muhammad news to report—news that I think you'll want to hear.

King Nazir Muhammad, NewsBlaze.com contributing writer and self-proclaimed "Lesbian Messiah," has today advocated his most radical program of gender equality yet: lesbianism for all women. Is the Messiah's program humanity's only hope?