Today, Oprah and Carson Kressley staged a fashion intervention for an unassuming lover of kilts. Even after they deck him out in a plaid suit he will not give up his first love: kilts. He has seventeen! One is leather!

A tipster says Marc Jacobs wore a red plaid kilt to jury duty on Monday and Tuesday. (His boyfriend is known to hate kilts—does that mean they're off again?) Well, at least he's not skirting his civic duties!

New York's Scotland-themed "Dressed to Kilt" fashion show is our annual reminder that male celebrities have bodies significantly worse than their female peers. Whereas lady catwalkers are bronzed, buffed, and waxed, these men are a parade of pasty chicken-legs.