Nothing like hearing a little boy over-articulate phrases like 'apple bottom jeans' to perk up your day.

Being a kid is dangerous: first there were guillotine strollers, now there are deadly cribs.

Straight from last night's local news outta Chattanooga, Tennessee: an inebriated little boy steals Christmas from all of his neighbors! Scrooge-in-the-making or future alcoholic? You decide.

Watch this kid wow the crowd to the strains of 'Baby Got Back.' His mastery of the moonwalk is sick.

Sometimes these novelty acts really suck, but this kid is really good once he warms up. Plus it's so cute hearing him sing English songs he learned phonetically.

Take that, Fergie, this lil' guy is gonna make you love drunk on his cuteness!

Dance Dance Revolution is definitely harder than Guitar Hero, and this little guy does amazingly, overalls and all.

Watch Britney Spears' kids dance backstage while their mom performs 'Toxic.' They've got some moves.

If this doesn't elicit some kind of emotion from you, then remove yourself from the human race and cash in your soul now. On freezing days like today, this will make you feel warm.

Brian Cox can pull off menacing and acerbic like few others (the Bourne movies, Manhunter). He legitimizes terrible movies (Chain Reaction, The Long Kiss Goodnight). But his best role to date is teaching Shakespeare to adorable children.

This little boy knows muffins make the best breakfast, but he's not sure what the best topping is. Watch him try fish, baby food, cold noodles, even dinosaurs. What will he decide?

There's adorable, and there's talented. Then there's the adorably talented. Only a handful of children in the world can be crowned with the title of "Adorablented." This kid is one of the few.

What starts as a cute, stuffed animal web show ends in internet infamy.

All of these children are born in the year 2000. They think Britney Spears is some girl with a shaved head, Napster is someone sleeping, and the sound of dial-up comes from a satellite. Aww, kids are so stupid cute!

Somebody warn this kid's parents about Billy Ray Cyrus! Now that Miley is older, this lip-synching tyke is the perfect age to be groomed for the country throne. We see mass-merchandizing opportunities — including a line of miniature cowboy boots.

This is what happens when you have the attention span of a toddler.

This is really a product that was begging to be made. Your baby is dirty. It crawls around, babylike, tracking dirt all over the floor. Why not turn that smelly, crawling, crying mess into a mop? Mother's little helper, indeed.

On tonight's World's Strictest Parents, two out-of-control teens spend a week with a by-the-book family and end up realizing that things like respect and responsibility are to be valued—after pissing all over said family's toilet, that is.

When we were toddlers, we would listen to Raffi, but this grindcore baby marches to the blastbeat of a different drummer.

This dude waits on the streets of Liverpool behind a piano all day long with two animatronic bears dancing along to his music. Street entertainment or just an old man waiting to attract youngins? You decide.