Child beauty pageants, typically for little ladies and mothers who dream of bedazzled babies, went co-ed on last night's Toddlers & Tiaras premiere. Two boys, Cruz and Maddox, competed in rhinestone tuxedos, suffering the same torments their stage sisters face.
A charismatic child wearing a shirt as a wig and a diaper (as a diaper) dances to the camera person's song in what appears to be a marble palace. Chiquita Chiquita!
Baby Abram is the toilet and no one is in a rush to get him out. This family has gone a long way for this gag video, but Abram is a happy little sport about it.
He's constantly wondering when he should wish Roseanne a happy birthday. Best part is the end when he is really frustrated and an expletive is the only way to relieve his exasperation.
This girl wouldn't think twice about taking on the boogeyman. She should probably work on her language, but her practical solution to the appearance of a monster overshadows any potty mouth.
Proof that ritalin isn't just for college students who can't find other drugs, this little kid steals the show performing with his other classmates. His parents should probably make him run around the house every morning, too.
Something about this little boy singing the lines "I shot a man in Reno / Just to watch him die" absolutely tickles us. No word on whether Joaquin Phoenix owes her something on the back end.
Legion's demon-lady who tries to eat the girl from Friday Night Lights has been the thrust of most of that angels-with-guns flick's previews. Because crazy old ladies put butts in seats, guaranteed! Why, they're one of five cheap trailer ploys.
Coca-Cola planted an ordinary-looking vending machine in a college cafeteria and gave the student body an awesome surprise. Coke, please install many, many more of these!
Mr. Miyagi wold be so ashamed.
Tupac Shakur is thug life. No seriously, it's a tattoo across his torso that loudly proclaims him as a gangsta not to be trifled with. Until he met this kid (notice 'Pac walks away after they lock eyes).
If you ever feel bad about ignoring the "proud begging" kids who dance on the subway, just remember this video of the time they kicked over a toddler.
This is obviously the result of the Budweiser "Whassup" commercials a couple of years ago, but the parents do it so well we don't mind the YouTube whoring of the kids. We just hope none of them join the Mickey Mouse club.
At a talent show in Milwaukee, this little guy delights the crowd with dance moves that would make Pauly D proud. His skills probably ensure Mac status when he makes it to high school in seven years.
If there's one thing that kids do that's adorable, it's arguing about computer platforms and dropping F-bombs.
Yesterday's episode of Ellen showcased a three-year-old boy who's choreography skills match those of Wade Robinson. Or Paula Abdul's. Okay, we're not so sure who's considered a "great choreographer" but we bet this kid could keep up with with them.
This little baby got stuck between some furniture and the wall and can't quite seem to get out.
