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The Best Way To Get The Press Off Your Kids: Abortion Legislation
Foster Kamer · 09/26/09 04:30PMSpain's Goth First Daughters Embarrass, Embarrassed By Dad
Pareene · 09/25/09 03:06PMSwine Flu Imperils Times Trend Piece Topic
Pareene · 09/04/09 09:46AMToday Investigates High School Hug Madness
Pareene · 05/28/09 10:59AMThe Lamest Teen Moral Panic Ever
Pareene · 05/28/09 09:46AMWhat Do Rich Kids Want to Do With Themselves, These Days?
Pareene · 05/08/09 02:23PMSo Let's All Hate This Kid Now
Pareene · 05/04/09 04:08PMCoachella: An Illustrated Nightmare
Pareene · 04/20/09 05:37PMJudith Warner: Calling Kids 'Gay' Has Nothing To Do With Gays
Pareene · 04/17/09 01:47PMPalin Camp Accuses Levi of Acting Like Sarah Palin
Pareene · 04/06/09 09:52AMLittlest Entrepreneur Tanner Leuellen Gives Us Hope for Future
Owen Thomas · 03/22/09 05:00PMThat 13-Year-Old Conservative Pundit? Already A Kingmaker
Ryan Tate · 03/09/09 03:02AMBeing a Conservative Pundit Is So Easy, Even a 13-Year-Old Could Do It
Gabriel Snyder · 02/27/09 07:35PMMeet Jonathan Krohn, age 13. He spoke at the Republican orgy-fest CPAC today. He wanted to show that he is just at good at spouting nonsense as your average Fox News guest. He'll go far!
Let Us Consider The NYU Twerps
Pareene · 02/19/09 04:28PMObama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
Pareene · 12/05/08 11:16AMHey, an Onion story came true. All these kids who became activists this year and spent hours volunteering to get Barack Obama elected? Now they have no purpose in life, and they are confused and adrift. 13 million email addresses and hundreds of thousands of trained volunteers, and nothing for them to do. These kids were trained in activism by political campaign, and post-election, the campaign has no use for them. Sad, really. Community organizers are disappointed.
New Rose Kennedy Schlossberg Photos Tell Shocking Tale Of Smoking, Drinking, Famous College Student
Richard Lawson · 10/29/08 02:36PMTwo whole years have hurried their way by since last we saw "scandalous" images of Rose Kennedy Schlossberg, daughter of Caroline Kennedy and granddaughter of John Fitzgerald. Back in 2006, our former sister site Wonkette posted wine 'n hookah partaking photos of the then-18, Obama-supporting Harvard student (hello, past Pareene!) Now, in the still of the afternoon, someone has sent us more photos, from sources unknown! In which the heiress to the great mantle of the American Democratic Party gets jiggy in various poses! Some are dated from two years ago, others are not dated at all. Cobble together your own timeline, as we've gone against Luke Russert's wishes and posted a gallery after the jump.
How Tao Lin Made A Quick Twelve Grand Selling A Novel He Hasn't Written!
Moe · 08/22/08 03:01PMTired? Poor? Starting to wonder if you'll be a creative underclassman forever? Sick of feeling like the answer to the question "What do you?" is "Self-loathingly ask 'What do you do' at increasingly low-budget social events I used to think were the 'fun' part of doing this job?" Break the cycle! India, law school, teaching yoga… don't think it couldn't happen to you!
What Not To Do When Anna Wintour Falls On Her Face
Moe · 08/15/08 04:01PMShortly after hearing the scuttlebutt (yeah) yesterday about the summer intern who took her new TV network employers and shat all over them (no literally shat all over them) yesterday we put a call out to some of our most cherished sources for "nightmare intern" stories that might gratuitously expand upon the "Kids today: My they are insubordinate and entitled in just that infuriatingly unabashed way that will probably totally work in their favor!" meme. And wow, did the stories we heard totally play to our stereotypes in ways we could not even ourselves imagine! But they also helped to contour our cartoonish notions of "clueless lazy entitled youth" with hints of "well, their parents' generation is obviously to blame"-ism. Take the case of this hapless Vogue-ette!
Family Blogger Struggles With Privacy Concerns, Posts Family Photos to Internet
Pareene · 07/01/08 01:02PMYes it's fine to post a photo of your adorable child on Flickr, why not? The dangers are: a) perverts will get off on these photos, b) predators will, who knows, decide to kidnap your adorable child because she is soooo cute on the internet, or c) your child will be targeted for online abuse by bloggers somewhere, for some reason. The first two are bullshit. Perverts will masturbate to everything, who cares. You are more likely to abuse your child than a stranger. And finally, as we've tried to explain, all this online abuse of innocent kids is actually directed at their over-sharing parents. So rest easy, Wall Street Journal mommyblogger! Or, like, make the pictures friends-only, as your friends have suggested. Either one. Christ. [WSJ]