Flightplan's Jodie Foster took some time off from dodging angry flight attendant picketers trying to douse her in flat soda and salted peanuts to sit down with Entertainment Weekly, to whom she revealed an unexpected perk of being an actress of a certain age in Hollywood:

• Britney Spears' plaything, the inimitable K-Fed, skips the first birthday party of his son with Shar Jackson, little Kaleb. Considering he left Jackson while she was pregnant with the young boy, this really shouldn't be surprising. Besides, he was busy fetching Britney's Frappucinos, yo. [Page Six]
• Is Katie Holmes' recent face rash a result of Scientology detoxification procedures involving niacin? Are they stress-related cold sores? Or, as we suspect, are they simply the side effects of Dawson's herpex simplex? [Lowdown]
• Speculation ensues as to whether or not maligned actress Sienna Miller is still engaged to her cheating fiancé Jude Law. For the sake of a genetically perfect spawn (a dream dashed by the Pitt-Aniston breakup), we hope they can stupidly work things out. [Scoop]
• Recently convicted perjurer Lil' Kim lies outside of the courtroom, shaving a couple of years off her age. [Gatecrasher (3rd item)]
• Christian Slater hits the turntables with Maggie Gyllenhaal, manages not to grab her ass. [R&M (3rd item)]

· Katie Holmes, it seems, has very unappealing feet. We pray that L. Ron Hubbard developed a technology to address hammer toes without pharmaceutical or surgical intervention, but we fear this is not the case.
· Hey, unicorns! (Back by "popular" demand.)
· Y-list actress/on-set stabbing victim Courtney Peldon pops head up on a red carpet, is immediately hammered down in classic Wac-A-Mole style by the Glorious Ladies of Fug.
· , Owen "The Butterscotch Stallion" Wilson's World Tour of Patrician Sports stops in NY for a little polo
· The AP gives its headlines writers the afternoon off. Couldn't we even get a token "Rock: Not Everybody Hates Chris"?

• Mediabistro scores a Mo Rocca humor piece. No, it's not so funny, but you try doing 1,000 words on Judy Miller and Lil' Kim. [MB]
• Now on eBay, an original first issue of The New Yorker. Only $200. [emdashes]
• Inspired by Rob Haskell's Katie Holmes profile, Simon Dumenco pines for some Scott McClellan/Karl Rove slash fiction. [Ad Age]
• "What I Told the Grand Jury." By Matt Cooper. [Time]
• American Media, Schwarzenegger make deal, then terminate it. [NYT]