The future job of America's Sweetheart—yes, Katie Couric, that's right—has been speculated upon quite a bit by media nerds and social outcasts lately. The latest rumor: a possible daytime TV show. We handicap Katie's likely options, below.

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg tells Katie Couric that he's "not going to run for president," and there's "nothing" that could make him. "Period. End of story." That's pretty definitive, so... the media will have to keep asking him!

Today at Gawker.TV, Katie Couric recalls a blind date with Bob Saget, The Vice Guide To Everything premiere takes us to North Korea, an interview with Charlie Day, the Mermaid Theory, and Ricky Gervais tattles on Conan O'Brien with RickyLeaks.

Last night on Late Late Night with Craig Ferguson, Katie Couric confessed that she had gone on a blind date with Bob Saget. Katie said there was no "magic." She did have some (sort of) kind words for Bob.

Embattled CBS News anchor Katie Couric will switch networks and film a cameo on Glee, possibly for the show's post-Super Bowl episode. Please give her a song and some choreography. We know she has some serious dancing skills.

Simple-minded Alaskan nature guide Sarah Palin told unbiased journalist Sean Hannity that she won't bother speaking to biased interviewers like Katie Couric, whose biased questions about what newspapers Palin reads are biased. After all, Sarah Palin is a journalist.

On today's edition of The Wendy Williams Show, Wendy asked Katie Couric to address the rumors that she's planning on going back to the Today Show when Meredith Vieria leaves.

In your finally Friday media column: Katie Couric rebukes the Today show, rumors of payment problems at Time Out NY, magazine ad pages are up modestly, and Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck lose Philly, and morning television funneez.

In your unified Friday media column: a strike at the BBC, Daily Candy's editor is out, Forbes debuts its "sponsored blog," and Jon Friedman has but one wish.

In your vacuous Tuesday media column: the Juan Williams brigade pipes up, Politico launches a paid news operation, Katie Couric might stay at CBS, and Rupert Murdoch's war against Hollywood PR firms.

Daily Profile: Katie Couric

Who: Formerly the perky co-host of Today, Couric is now the much less perky anchor of the CBS Evening News, the last-place evening newscast.

In your finally Friday media colum: the Katie Couric rumor mill churns, the NYO's departures demographically analyzed, The Printed Blog returns, Newsweek prepares to move, and our price list revealed.

In your tepid Tuesday media column: James O'Keefe's powers of seduction are harnessed, Les Moonves has regrets, ABC News buyouts, and TONY EIC says adios.

MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell plagiarizes not only Katie Couric's questions, but also her "serious face." Watch the Couric-Palin/O'Donnell-Johnston interview side by side. Also note the similarity in Palin's and Captain Knock 'er Up's responses.

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend drove into a photographer and took off. Lindsay Lohan's brother finally speaks out. There's a new Real Housewife of New York. Katie Couric might return to Today. Take a crash course in Thursday's gossip.

Wasilla, Alaska mayoral candidate Levi Johnston appeared on Lawrence O'Donnell's new MSNBC show last night to answer a classic question set: Those that Katie Couric stumped his baby's grandmother Sarah Palin with two years ago. Levi fares... about the same!

In your finally Friday media column: the search for proper media jargon, a Tina Brown-to-Newsweek rumor, the NYT poaches a WaPo reporter, and Katie Couric's future, hinted at.

Katie Couric picked on Sarah Palin's kids' names, but maybe she would have been more understanding if she'd been familiar with Sarah's naming strategy? One commenter explains.

Some raw footage has leaked of Katie Couric practicing an introductory segment on Sarah Palin in 2008, during which Couric says about Palin's kids, "Where the hell do they get these names?" Scandal! Lamestream media!