The Today Show's Queen of verbal diarrhea truly outdid herself this morning. While discussing a news item in which a schoolteacher was fired for having sex before marriage, she let the world know her feelings about getting down and dirty.

This morning on The Today Show, Hoda and Kathie Lee, along with their favorite "Mr. Big Stuff" Donny Deutsch, attempted to infiltrate the male mind and got dirty while chatting about breast implants, threesomes, and body odor.

In their most "courageous" move since No Makeup Day, today Hoda and Kathie Lee gave the FatBooth iPhone app a test run. Essentially, the app shows you what you'd look like with an extra hundred pounds.

Will Forte and Kristen Wiig appeared on Today to promote MacGruber (out Friday!) when Al asked Kristen her thoughts on Kathie Lee. Luckily, she was in the middle of praising KLG when she walked onto the set, martini in hand.

Today at Gawker.TV, Dr. Phil accidentally dons a "Hitler 'stache," the newest inductee to Tyra's Top Model hall of fame, Stephen Colbert's tips on claiming racial bias on the SAT, and the 4th hour of Today goes make-up free.

Today was "No Makeup Day" on The Today Show's fourth hour, so that meant a scrolling banner throughout the entire show informing people not to adjust their TVs, that's what these ladies look like.

Naughty, naughty! Kathie Lee, Hoda, guest Antonio Banderas and the rest of the "4th hour" crew gathered 'round the new issue of Playboy this morning. What's surprising isn't the 3D glasses, but the Betty White pinup that's supposedly inside!

In what is ostensibly an exercise tape without any real exercise, Kathie Lee Gifford exposes her house of horrors: the baby used for weightlifting, the kitchen of oblivion, Frank the sex monster (eew!), and sundry other frights.

Terrorizing the crafting corner of their former elementary school, Kathie Lee and Martha must have been real trouble makers. This morning on Martha's show the pair discuss being locked in closets and rebelling against their brownie troops.

Kathie Lee and Hoda discussed the banned Lane Bryant lingerie ad this morning, and Kathie-Lee expressed her belief that its censorship was due to the fact that it did not promote the marital values that she and others hold dear.

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert congratulates Williamsburg on not filling out the census, George Lopez talks Conan and TBS, Indira Gandhi makes a cameo on Ellen, Kathie Lee spits pure venom at Hoda Kotb, and the best fictional TV bands.

Kathie Lee's insults to her cohost reached a new low today when she made cruel comments about Hoda's looks. The awkward, uncalled-for jokes made us wonder when the day will come that Hoda finally snaps.

Actually, we were too busy watching fish eat hippo dung on Life last night to be bothered. But fearless fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern tried to crash her way into the festivities. Here is her tale.

Last week Jimmy Fallon crashed a segment about sex on the 4th hour of Today, and like a true gentleman he sent the ladies a note afterwards. The problem? Inside he'd written "You're my favorite." In both of their cards.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jimmy Fallon drops by Today, the craziest Tea Party Protest videos on the internet, Glenn Beck fires back at James Cameron, summoning the Kraken, and inspired by Reading Rainbow's revival— four shows PBS should bring back.

This morning's surprise appearance by Jimmy Fallon on the 4th hour of The Today Show (during an interview about talking to your kids about sex, no less!) has to be the most awkwardly funny TV clip of the entire morning!

Today at Gawker.TV, watch the cast of Community find out they've been renewed, Jimmy Kimmel rounds up all of Hollywood's hotties, trouble over the world "caulk," and we rain on the parade by pointing out The Hurt Locker's obvious mistakes.

When two co-hosts show up wearing horribly clashing outfits, what's the best way to handle the situation? If you're the classy ladies of Today, you'd acknowledge it and insult each other within the first twelve seconds of going on air.

Yesterday, we wondered if it was possible for Zach Galifianakis to not be funny. If tonight's SNL is any indication, the answer is a definitive "No." Inside, video of Galifianakis "dropping by the set" of a host of NBC shows.

Did anyone else catch that bizarre noise broadcast in the middle of Kathie Lee and Hoda's show? We had to rewind the TV twice to make sure it wasn't a glitch on our end. Conspiracy theorists: please weigh in!