For what to think about Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley's wedding just before Christmas (OK! has the photo exclusive), we turn to the opinionated Livejournal peanut gallery at Oh No They Didn't, never ones to mince their words lest they hurt the bride's feelings on her special day: "he has nice eyelashes." "dress is fug and so is he" "I hate her dress. The ruffles are ugly." "despite the dress she is so beautiful." "MADDD PHOTOSHOP and that dress is HIDEOUS" "Aww!" "what is wrong with that dudes face?" "Hate her guts, but love the dress Also, he looks supes gay" [ONTD]

We're struggling to come up with an interesting angle to the Katherine Heigl wedding story, but the best we can do was this detail: "Heigl's 'Grey's Anatomy' co-star T.R. Knight was part of her bridal party." We hope she went for dark-colored bridesmaid dresses—pastels tend to wash out the already fair-skinned actor. [CNN]

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Unlike Judd Apatow's last movie, which was hailed by 40-year-old virgins the world over as being the first sensitive portrayal of their shared predicament ever committed to screen, Knocked Up was less embraced by potential knocked-uppees, who felt the female lead had greatly settled for a less-than-ideal lot in life. Star Katherine Heigl addressed her misgivings with some of her character's choices in a recent Vanity Fair, a statement that sparked much debate, and one that she now feels the need to qualify:

A Vanity Fair quote in which Katherine Heigl dared to offer her honest, not-entirely-glowing assessment of the movie credited with graduating her to full-fledged stardom instantly became the source of much debate: One faction—let's just call them the "Apatow loyalists," cried, "Katherine Heigl can't say those things! Who does Katherine Heigl think she is? Doesn't Katherine Heigl know Knocked Up made her, and Knocked Up can just as easily destroy her?," while the other—let's just call them "women"—simply replied, "You go, girl behind the questionably motivated character written so as to service the whims of a very peniscentric screenplay!" New York magazine's Vulture blog approached the film's lauded writer-director for his own take:

If you're one of those Knocked Up audience members whose bullshit-sensing adrenal glands went haywire watching Judd Apatow's blockbuster paean to chubby, jobless, weed-huffing types and the attractive, upwardly mobile women who drop everything to carry their accidentally conceived children to term, then you are not alone, as even the actress called upon to bring such an improbable scenario to life has expressed her own misgivings about taking the role in the current issue of Vanity Fair:

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If you think you can manage it after having your minds literally blown to smithereens reading about Brandon Routh's super-secret wedding extravaganza, we now have for you the inside track on Katherine Heigl's birthday dinner at Nobu Saturday night. Be warned: It involves T.R. Knight sporting a new hairstyle! We know! [HuffPo]

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Breaking! Horny TV doctors show support for striking writers! Says a tipster: "Cast of Grey's Anatomy outside protesting ABC Prospect Studios right now in their blue gowns. Heigl, Dempsey....they're all out there." Actually, we're told Dempsey isn't wearing his scrubs, a wardrobe failure that potentially could hamper a lovestruck picketer's ability to flesh out his or her fantasy of sneaking off with McDreamy for a quickie show of solidarity in the back of a temporarily unused production van.

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· It's a Hollywood abs-off! Extravagantly six-packed superstar Brad Pitt is in talks to replace Matt Damon and appear opposite famously washboarded former underwear model Mark Wahlberg in the Darren Aronofsky boxing drama The Fighter. Shirts will be doffed, and stomach muscles menacingly flexed! [Variety]
· NBC orders four episodes of the Christmas-themed reality show, Clash of the Choirs, in which celebrities return home to assemble armies comprised of their towns' best amateur singers, then pit these muscial warriors against each other in a primetime TV deathmatch. [THR]
· In perhaps today's most touching news, Katherine Heigl options the rights to adapt bestseller Lost & Found, a project she will produce with the very same mother who didn't believe she would win that Emmy. [Variety]
· Light-fingered sometime actress Winona Ryder joins the ensemble cast of the big-screen adaptation of novelist Bret Easton Ellis's The Informers. [THR]
· And this one is going right on our Season Pass list: VH1 is planning the series Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, where the Loveline physician will help former reality stars get off the drugs and back to dealing with their semifame in a more healthy manner. [Variety]

Was the production team behind last night's Emmy awards oversensitive or just incompetent? During three separate incidents, the camera cut away to an overhead shot and killed the sound. While a case can be made that cutting away from Sally Field's anti-war polemic was probably for the best (she went on and on), and that it made sense to pull back from crazy Katherine Heigl as soon as she mouthed the word "shit," what in the world was Fox thinking by interrupting Ray Romano? Guy couldn't say something offensive if he tried. Unless, you know, you find banality offensive.

While gabby Grey's Anatomy gay-conspiracy victim Isaiah Washington finds himself running out of media outlets willing to let him break his silence yet again about the shadowy machinations that led to his dismissal from the hit show (really, once you've chatted with Star Jones in football metaphors, there's nowhere left to go), reporters are begging Grey's slur-survivor T.R. Knight to say something, anything, about the F-Bomb That Continues To Rock The World of Primetime Television Nearly A Year After The Fact. But not even a bottomless basket of garlic knots and untold glasses of honor-bar chianti at one of Venice's finest family-style Italian eateries could entice the actor to abandon the high road he's so committed to traveling, as the LAT discovered recently:

· Now here's a classy problem: So many movies are making so much money that studios are having a hard time holding onto screens for their weeks-old, but still popular, product, as the flood of new releases suck up precious space at the multiplex. [Variety]
· Producers Alan Ladd Jr. and Jay Kanter win $3.2 million in damages from Warner Bros., which a jury determined screwed them out of millions in Blade Runner, Police Academy, and Chariots of Fire profits through those cute creative accounting practices studios love so much. [THR]
· Not that we don't like Steve Zahn, but it can't be a great sign for Jennifer Aniston's movie career if he's the biggest name they could get to star alongside her in a romantic comedy. (On second thought, feel free to swap their names and muse that Zahn should fire his agent.) [Variety]
· Katherine Heigl starts a production company with her mother. Adorable! (OK, she's her momager, but still. Cute!) [THR]
· Good news, karaoke fans: Fox has decided to keep Don't Forget The Lyrics on in the Fall, as part of a scheduling strategy they hope helps reverse their recent trend of throwing up their hands in defeat until American Idol saves them in January. [Variety]

Every so often, we like to share with our readers the PR-firm-supplied detritus that clutters our inbox, whether it's taken the form of publicist-penned dispatches from the front of the bloody Beverly Hills cupcake wars (by the way, has anyone heard from Orlando Bloom since his red velvet whacking?) or an opportunistic fast food chain's brazen attempts to exploit cheap houseband labor. Before the arrival earlier today of an e-mail that would forever change our lives for the better, we were completely unaware of StarStyle.com, the leading online destination for "getting the look" of your favorite television and movie characters. But now the scales have fallen from our eyes: Thanks to a press release pegged to the staggering opening weekend success of Knocked Up, we can now let the world know that if they visit StarStyle, they can easily replicate the fashion choices of the film's sexually irresponsible protagonists, assembling with a few mouse clicks a sassy ensemble that says, "I am out at this trendy Hollywood club to get wasted enough to let you fill me up with your slacker love child." Fun!

Katherine Heigl's on-camera admonition of rage-prone Grey's Anatomy co-star Isaiah Washington backstage at the Golden Globes was the scold her 'round the world, and led directly to the actor checking himself into a career-salvaging stint in gayhab. The actress appeared on Good Morning America this morning, where she described a cautious optimism among her fellow cast members that things seem to be returning back to normal since Dr. McPlays-Well-With-Othersy returned:

Because we here at Defamer like nothing more than to play marketplace matchmaker to merchants of slightly used celebrity undergarments and their devotees, we'd like to now divert your attentions to eBay Lot #280076499409, consisting of two manificent examples of the satin and lace contour bra, dating to the late 20th Century and guaranteed to have been worn by Katherine Heigl during her Foxy Extraterrestrial period: