justin-bieber

Adam Weinstein · 02/04/14 01:07PM

At least one Democratic senator is willing to deport Justin Bieber. We can make this happen, America.

Man Spends $100,000 on Surgery to Look Like Justin Bieber, Fails

Rich Juzwiak · 01/30/14 11:47AM

Oof. Toby is a 33-year-old who says he has spent $100,00 on about 100 plastic surgery procedures in the hope of resembling Justin Bieber. Oof. Toby came upon this idea when he was 28, saw his face aging, and "didn't know what to do." Oof. Now he travels around Los Angeles asking people, "Do I remind you of anyone?" Sometimes he does a little Bieber-esque head tic to emphasize his side swept 'do, a hairstyle that Bieber abandoned several years ago at this point. Oof oof oof.

Justin Bieber's New Favorite Drug Is Sizzurp

Hazel Cills · 01/18/14 12:30PM

Sources close to Justin Bieber are insisting that he doesn't do cocaine and never has "in his life," but tell TMZ the 19-year-old pop star is still hooked on a drug of an entirely different nature: Life. No, kidding: He's apparently addicted to sizzurp.

Merry Christmas: Justin Bieber Says He's Quitting Music

Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/18/13 11:46AM

Christmas has come a few days early for Justin Bieber haterz: The man-boy "bitch banger" announced yesterday that he plans to retire from the music biz after his latest album drops so he can focus more on sleeping with South American prostitutes.

Lacey Donohue · 11/13/13 11:27PM

Justin Bieber continued his shithead streak in South America this weekend, getting caught on video mistreating Argentine flags on stage. Insulting Argentina's flag is a crime punishable by up to four years in jail, but unfortunately he made it home safe without being imprisoned.