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Justin Bieber Just a Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

Chrystina Orlando · 09/28/10 02:04PM

The Onion hilariously unmasks Justin Bieber's "true identity:" a 51-year-old pedophile! We're sad to report that this story is false. Therefore, males everywhere will continue trying to rationalize why they can't score as much tail as a 16-year-old kid.

All of Justin Bieber's Scenes from the CSI Premiere

Matt Cherette · 09/24/10 11:47AM

Did you remember to watch the Justin Bieber-filled premiere of CSI last night? No? Well, you're in luck, because a video featuring every onscreen moment—yes, every cringe-worthy, awkward one of them—of Bieber's appearance is inside this here post!

The Night Twitter Turned on Justin Bieber

Adrian Chen · 09/20/10 10:34PM

This is a historic night! Currently, #getsomejustin is a trending topic on Twitter: It's the first Twitter trend started by Justin Bieber fans with the express intent of tormenting Justin Bieber. The Bieberacolypse has begun.

This Dad Is Justin Bieber's Biggest Fan

Matt Cherette · 09/20/10 11:25AM

Has your dad ever embarrassed you? OK, how about this: has your dad ever embarrassed you by overtaking your Justin Bieber-themed performance video and shaking his groove thang all over the room as you and your sister observed in horror?

Out-of-Control Justin Bieber Hurls Water Balloons at Police Officers

Richard Lawson · 09/09/10 02:38PM

Dangerously unpredictable manufactured pop sensation Justin Bieber was "horsing around" with some friends before a concert when he threw two water balloons at Maryland State Troopers, one of which burst. Biebs, assaulting a police officer is a felony!