Tattooed salami Justin Bieber is still paying the price for that time he egged his neighbor's house in January. TMZ reports today that Bieber coughed up 80,000 whole dollars for damages. Was he throwing eggs or grenades?

Floyd Mayweather, the world's best boxer, is apparently teaching Justin Bieber to box. A bad idea, considering how many people would like a chance to beat up Justin Bieber. Zero upside, Justin. [Pic via]

Nah.

Fashion Rocks, the weird annual live-music-and-designer-clothes charity fundraiser, aired on CBS last night and singing delinquent Justin Bieber made a "surprise" appearance to introduce Rita Ora with model Lara Stone. He was welcomed to the stage with loud booing. In an apparent, ill-conceived bit, he strips down to his underwear, which incites additional booing but also the piercing sound of screams, possibly of arousal. Watching Justin Bieber getting undressed on stage in front of a model is the longest 20 seconds of anyone's life.

Justin Bieber is expected to plead guilty to careless driving and resisting an officer without violence charges today in exchange for the state of Florida dropping a DUI charge. He was arrested by police in Miami earlier this year for allegedly drag racing and driving under the influence.

A Russian fisherman says the only thing that prevented a brown bear from killing him was Justin Bieber—specifically, a ringtone of Bieber's first big hit, "Baby."

This is Justin Bieber posing with Kris Jenner. This is Justin Bieber tagging Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner, daughters of Kris Jenner, with the caption "who's your daddy." This is just Bieber, 20, joking about fucking his friends' mom, who is 58. Justin Bieber's 2014 Ibiza trip remains historic.

As tensions increase overseas between the independent state of Orlando Bloom and pockets of extremist Beliebers, you can count on Stephen Colbert to explain the years-long cold war that turned hot this week when Bloom launched a fist at Bieber's face in Ibiza.

Orlando Bloom taking a swing at Justin Bieber at a tony Italian restaurant in Ibiza two nights ago was an event years in the making. The rumors that Bieber slept with Bloom's ex-wife Miranda Kerr have spun a web that has entangled not just those three, but also Bieber's on-again, off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez and a pair of Australian rich people.

The details surrounding the Bieber-Legolas fight keep getting better. Today, an eyewitness reports that Leonardo DiCaprio, typically one to cheer his own success in life, whooped it up for Orlando Bloom when he tried to hit the Biebs.

Justin Bieber just posted the above photo to Instagram. It's a photo of Orlando Bloom crying, or a photo of Orlando Bloom looking like he's crying, in case you were wondering if Bieber had an official comment on the most hilarious beef of the year/decade/century/millennium/Willennnium.

Canadian petty crimelord Justin Bieber was pushed around Disneyland in a wheelchair over the weekend, causing wild speculation that not only is he a sarcastic little asshole, he's also an unfair line-jumper and a blight on the Happiest Place on Earth. "Justin Bieber + wheelchair + Disneyland = I get to cut to the front of the line!" calculated the advanced mathematicians at TMZ labs.

In 1979, the Chicago White Sox hosted Disco Demolition Night, inviting fans to bring disco records to Comiskey Park, then blowing them up on the field between doubleheader games. Saturday, a minor league franchise will destroy a bunch of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber CDs in an attempt to replicate the zany stunt.

Justin Bieber may be an international menace and a racist piece of shit, but he's working on redeeming himself. This video of Tom Hanks (in a yarmulke!) grooving to Montell Jordan's classic party jam "This Is How We Do It" is his first experiment with contributing something useful and/or interesting to society. It went okay!

Justin Bieber, a fabulously wealthy 20-year-old Canadian, just moved into a new penthouse condo in Beverly Hills. Upon moving in, he did what most 20-year-olds would do in his situation: started smoking weed.

Pop megastar and recovering racist Justin Bieber was reportedly baptized—in a bathtub. TMZ is reporting that Bieber underwent "intense" Bible study with Pastor Carl Lentz over the course of the last few weeks, all of which concluded with the singer getting baptized in New York City. Despite wanting to keep the ceremony hush hush, Bieber's cover kept getting blown every time he visited a church, so he ultimately decided to take a dip in a friend's bathtub.

Two videos were recently leaked of a teenage Justin Bieber using the word "nigger"—first as a joke, then in song. On Sunday Bieber apologized (this was before the second video aired). Page Six, however, is also reporting that there is additional footage that "explicitly shows this was more than just one regrettable joke."

It just keeps going. Page Six is reporting that there's "15 to 20 more minutes" of Justin Bieber slinging racial slurs—that's in addition to the two clips that surfaced this week of a 14-or-15-year-old Biebs.

Earlier today, the British paper The Sun said they had obtained a second video of Justin Bieber making racist jokes, including using the word "nigger." They declined to post the video for whatever reason, but here it is, courtesy of TMZ.

Yesterday, a years-old video of Justin Bieber telling a racist joke about black people made its way online. Quite predictably, this sent Beliebers—Bieber's monolithic horde of insane fans—into damage control, where they came up with more or less one singular response: Justin Bieber has black friends.