Perez Hilton claims this song, entitled "Too Young to Die," is a leaked Lindsay Lohan track: "Crashing my car coming flying through the windshield... I'm oh I'm too young die." Where did this stunning display of tone-deafness come from?

Hoping that the public will believe that those paternity-claiming text messages InTouch paraded out yesterday are as authentic as the misspelled pleas for sexual companionship you drunkenly send your friends from your gag HornyLohan69 Hotmail account, "a source close" to alleged Britney Spears sperm-donor JR Rotem is claiming the supposed evidence is "faked." [UsMagazine.com]

Music producer/aspiring Britney Spears babydaddy J.R. Rotem is learning an important lesson about how technology is changing the world of tabloid gossip, courtesy of his once-close friends at InTouch.