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Music producer/aspiring Britney Spears babydaddy J.R. Rotem is learning an important lesson about how technology is changing the world of tabloid gossip, courtesy of his once-close friends at InTouch.

A day after he released a statement saying that there's "absolutely no truth" to the magazine's report that Spears' oven is filled with his piping-hot, hitmaking bun, InTouch has counterattacked by releasing photos of a series of text messages in which he not only confirms his proud, possibly lucrative paternity, but claims she's too "unpredicatable" [sic] for him to hazard a guess as to whether or not she'd "keep it." Say what you will about Kevin Federline, but even in the early days of his relationship with Spears, he never would have left such an easily traceable digital trail when quietly trying to update the tabloids on his attempts to impreganate her.