Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice is heading to prison in January for bankruptcy, mail, and wire fraud. But it's nice to see that's not stopping her from giving up the habit that got her and husband Joe in trouble in the first place: spending exorbitant sums of money on dumb shit.

In a scene nearly as dramatic as the time Aviva confronted Sonja about skipping a charity spin class to spend time with her dog, a New Jersey judge sentenced Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Teresa and Giuseppe "Joe" Giudice to 15 and 41 months in prison, respectively, for bankruptcy, mail, and wire fraud.

On the left: a courtroom sketch of Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice and her husband Real Guy Who Lives in New Jersey Joe Giudice, drawn by artist Shirley Shepard as the two pled not guilty to federal fraud charges Wednesday. On the right: a flesh sketch of two humans, drawn by God on a day when he was "all thumbs," as they appeared in real life.

Professional reality star/amateur table flipper Teresa Giudice and her walking choad of a husband, Giuseppe “Joe” Giudice, have been indicted on fraud and tax charges.

Two men filed lawsuits today against Teresa and Joe Giudice, other members of the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast, and the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in the Dominican Republic after a physical altercation at the hotel in February. There's always drama!

Heavily leveraged (read: bankrupt) Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Guidice did an interview with In Touch Weekly and they have "unearthed" pictures of her and husband Joe from 1984. How much do you think the tabloid had to pay?

The final episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey began with a tour of Teresa Giudice's $1.5 million mansion. Now she and her husband owe about ten times that much to various people.