On the left: a courtroom sketch of Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice and her husband Real Guy Who Lives in New Jersey Joe Giudice, drawn by artist Shirley Shepard as the two pled not guilty to federal fraud charges Wednesday. On the right: a flesh sketch of two humans, drawn by God on a day when he was "all thumbs," as they appeared in real life.

Please draw your own portrait of the couple in the comments.

[Images via Shirley Shepard/Twitter; Splash News]