Jimmy Kimmel treated us last night to Michael Emerson's wants and desires. Although Emerson does not know what Ben wants, he does have his specific needs all figured out. He just needs a phone, a horse, his birthday suit...and you.

Tom Arnold guested on last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, preceded by a clip from his latest film, a holiday horror filled with the spirit of the season and bloodsucking marshmallows: Peeps: The Movie.

Jimmy Kimmel Live! took what little footage there was from Tiger Woods' weekend TV appearances, and had some fun with them. It was certainly more entertaining than the actual interviews.

Today at Gawker.TV, Alan Thicke liste ns to his son's music while getting it on, David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel miss those Late Night Wars, we investigate Ryan Seacrest's crush on Simon Cowell, and Justified left us feeling very indifferent.

Nobody misses The Late Night Wars more than Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman. In addition to allowing them to openly mock Jay Leno, it was a big boost to their ratings. And Kimmel's having a hard time letting it go.

After being universally showered with praise for his portrayal of a soulless Nazi, surely it couldn't hurt Christoph Waltz's career to stop by Jimmy Kimmel Live! to don polyester bellbottoms and go to town humping everything from lamps to sheep.

Today at Gawker.TV, watch the cast of Community find out they've been renewed, Jimmy Kimmel rounds up all of Hollywood's hotties, trouble over the world "caulk," and we rain on the parade by pointing out The Hurt Locker's obvious mistakes.

Being handsome is not easy. You've constantly got people fawning over you, it's hard to find shirts that can properly contain your rippling muscles, and there's the constant threat of Matthew McConaughey usurping your authority.

On Jimmy Kimmel Live, little hamster children's toys are replacing Oscar Nominees as they race to predict who will win on Sunday. Last night, Jimmy rigged the race for Best Picture, throwing out the underdog and letting another pet win.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jack Hanna vs. PETA, Ronald McDonald as a hot lady, Jimmy Kimmel fixes our winter TV woes, the best local snow coverage from NYC weather anchors, and Stephen Colbert kicks Canada while its down.

There's one big problem with the Olympics: nothing else is on television! So, until everyone gets back to ignoring Canada, take a look at how Jimmy Kimmel improves on the only things you're watching on TV right now.

For some mysterious reason, Jimmy Kimmel and Tracy Morgan (aka "TrayMo") teamed up last night to rap about C-section scars, OBGYNs, and fertilizing your eggs. Jimmy Kimmel's T-Pain impression: Questionable. TrayMo's lyrics: LEGIT.

Oprah's chocolate set didn't escape Jimmy Kimmel's attention and he addressed the ridiculousness on last night's show by saying, "See, this is what happens when Oprah gets high." Also getting slammed were Charlie Sheen and Kirstie Alley, because why not?

Tracy Morgan found a way to toe the line between being funny, and being bat-poop insane. He'll give a perfectly timed zinger, then will promptly ramble-off incoherently. This week, he was everywhere promoting Cop Out, and he wore his crazypants.

As part of this week's crash course in technology on his morning show, Regis attempted to videochat with Jimmy Kimmel, with dismal results, as expected. You just can't teach an old man new tech.

• Alex Rodriguez's plan to bed every woman in Hollywood continues apace. The Yankee and Cameron Diaz are now hooking up, according to OK!, although now that the news is out, he's probably already moved on to someone new. Which is too bad, really, since RodDiaz has a nice ring to it. [OK!]
• Michael Jackson's doctor, Conrad Murray, was charged with involuntary manslaughter yesterday. (He pleaded not guilty and faces up to four years behind bars if convicted.) At the arraignment, prosecutors asked that Murray's medical license be revoked, but a judge turned down the request, so if you've been wondering what it's like to get pumped up with propofol, you still have time. [NYP, TMZ]
• It's been a busy week for Angelina Jolie. Yesterday she and Brad Pitt said they plan to sue Britain's News of the World for reporting that they're planning to divorce. And today she's off to Haiti to meet with earthquake victims, since they've been requesting her help—or so she says. [Us, PE]
• She may have spent every episode of Jersey Shore whining about not having a boyfriend, but Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi seems to have landed the man of her dreams: a "typical guido juicehead with a good personality," who also has waxed eyebrows, double-pierced ears, and a penchant for Ed Hardy. [NYDN]
• Despite recent reports that Donald and Melania Trump are having marriage troubles, The Donald says "all is well." Then again he said the same thing when his casinos were going bankrupt and his real estate holdings were imploding, so you may want to take his denial with a grain of salt. [People]

Sarah Silverman unleashes the rage of a thousand indignant female fans on an ex-boyfriend. Brangelina sues News of the World for the break-up rumor. I hereby nominate Kevin Federline to date Kate Gosselin. Tuesday gossip just wants to be loved.

If you're NBC, how do you save face after your worst PR crisis ever? Apparently, you have one of your two remaining late night hosts (Carson Daly doesn't count) appear on the other's program. Jimmy Fallon on Jay Leno, inside.

Damon Lindelof and Carton Cuse dropped by Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to announce the day the show will end its run: Sunday, May 23rd. Then they all joked about a "Hurley and the Smoke Monster" spinoff. Which we'd watch.

Yesterday, Jay Leno told Oprah Winfrey that he was "sucker-punched" by Jimmy Kimmel when Kimmel appeared on his show and took him to task over the NBC late night fiasco. Last night, Kimmel told the real story behind the setup.