For the past 20 years, Charlie Sheen has allegedly assaulted, threatened, harassed, abused, and—in one incident—shot women. Is is really possible all these women were just out to get Sheen or his money? Not likely at all. [Jezebel]

Boy oh boy was yesterday's all new episode of Ina Garten's Barefoot Contessa a doozy. There was meatloaf, deviled eggs, icebox cake and more—all with the volume turned up, obviously. Come in, watch some videos, stay a while!

Super Bowl XLV is officially underway! Just moments ago, Christina Aguilera graced our television sets with her run-heavy rendition of the national anthem. One problem: she sang the wrong lyrics! In front of hundreds of millions of people. Uh, yikes?

On tonight's Late Show, Domestic Diva Martha Stewart made some Superbowl treats with David Letterman. One problem: all Letterman wanted to do was bring up Stewart's stint in the slammer. She was not pleased—but she did get revenge!

Friday means movie releases! So if you feel like braving the elements to check one out, here are your options. There's a mumblecore mystery, a drama about Natalie Portman being sad, a spelunking adventure, and sexy roommate thrills.

Fox has scheduled its love-it-or-hate-it hit Glee in the time slot immediately following the Super Bowl. This means millions of drunk straight guys will watch the beginning and think, "What the hell?" We're here to fill you in.

BBC host Myleene Klaas farted audibly on the live National Lottery TV show on Wednesday evening. Immediately after ripping ass (unless it was a loud belly rumble?) she breaks into a wide grin and giggles. Off camera, another host chortles.

The leader out of the gate for best commercial at Super Bowl XLV is a Volkswagen ad featuring a young Darth Vader. The most controversial? HomeAway's " Test Baby," which features a baby slamming into a glass wall as a joke.

A member of link-sharing site Reddit thought he caught a scammer red-handed. He spearheaded a crusade against her, harnessing the power of one of the web's biggest hiveminds to shut her down. He was wrong. She was fundraising for cancer.

Convicted pervert, billionaire blogger, and oval-shaped penis-haver Jeffrey Epstein has moved back to New York! His welcome: A Law & Order episode fictionalizing crimes against teen girls, a party with Katie Couric, and the most exclusive sex offender classification available.

In the northern parts of this country, it's already been a long, wild winter. That makes it the time of year when those of us in freezing cities fantasize about which tropical locations we'd move to. Let's contemplate the options.

Usually, Valentine's Day candy hearts say boring things like "I LOVE YOU" and "MY BABY" (or, once, "WEB SITE.") But if you're lucky you'll get something exciting—like the 12-year-old who got a candy heart that said "NICE TITS."

Singing Furby Justin Bieber has enlisted the help of Jersey Shore's The Situation and DJ Paulie D to make promos for his new 3D concert extravaganza Never Say Never. The results are terrifying.

Military scientists have invented spray-on skin: By applying a thin film of stem cells over a burn victim's wound, they can regrow skin in a matter of days. National Geographic documents one man's recovery.

We all know that actors, directors, and producers make a lot of money, but Vanity Fair crunched the numbers and tried to figure out just how much cash everyone brought in last year. Their grosses are a little gross.

CNN's Anderson Cooper and his camera crew were attacked and repeatedly punched by pro-government forces near Tahrir Square in Cairo today. [Updated with video]

The forces of righteousness have once again unleashed their most feared weapon: fake pimps and hos. This time the victim was Planned Parenthood of Central New Jersey, which was revealed, on tape, to provide abortions! To prostitutes! And teens!

Tonight's Screen Actor's Guild held no surprises: The King's Speech, which I think is the prequel to Bridge Jones' Diary, won the cast and leading actor award, and Boardwalk Empire grabbed two TV awards. Click through for the complete list:

Because last weekend's Alec Baldwin-starring installment of Ina Garten's Barefoot Contessa was such a hit around these parts—and because why the hell not—I decided to recap yesterday's all-new episode! Picture this: Ina and Jeffrey in a steak throwdown.