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These Brontë Sisters Action Figures Are the Best Thing Ever

Matt Cherette · 12/14/10 03:19PM

OK, so technically they don't exist, but here's an amazing parody ad for Brontë Sisters Power Dolls, who must "fight evil publishers to get their books into print." If you're not already sold, I have one word for you: Brontësaurus!

Watch 270 Films From 2010 in Six Minutes

Whitney Jefferson · 12/14/10 12:18PM

YouTube user Gen has released this end-of-the-year megamix of 270 different movies that were released over the past year. How many films do you recognize from the montage and how many did you actually see this year?

This Pimp Has a Business Plan

Adrian Chen · 12/11/10 06:34PM

As part of an investigation on human trafficking, Youthradio.org obtained a pimp's two-page, hand-written "business plan." His business strategy includes: "Take care my bitches more better," and "set-up a international operation."

What's Opening in Theaters Today

Richard Lawson · 12/10/10 06:10PM

Friday is here once again, which means movies are opening! Let's see what's debuting in theaters today. We've got boxers and monologers, Dawn Treaders and tourists, and the triumphant return of Mena Suvari and Matthew Modine!

This Toddler Is Addicted to Angry Birds

Matt Cherette · 12/10/10 03:00PM

Ayden is two-years-old; therefore, he should care about nothing but candy and pooping, right? Nope! Because Ayden's addicted to Angry Birds, and not even a bribe of candy can make him loosen his grip of his dad's phone. Watch inside.

The Top 100 Videos of 2010 in 170 Seconds

Sarah Natochenny · 12/10/10 12:35PM

Between pranks, sports, tech, video games, singing, dancing, and television, there was a lot to choose from this year! Here are the Top 100 videos that became famous on the web in 2010—all in under three minutes.

The 10 Most Depressing Jobs in America

Brian Moylan · 12/09/10 04:43PM

You totally think your job sucks, right? Well, you only have it really bad if you're employed in one of these 10 fields, since these are the jobs most likely to have caused a major depression in the last year.

Is This the Worst Start to a Wedding Ever?

Matt Cherette · 12/09/10 04:37PM

When planning your dream wedding, do you fantasize about things like annoying trumpet players, bread piñatas attached to tree branches, and groomsmen falling into dumpsters? No? Well, in that case, you probably won't want to emulate these nuptials. Watch inside.

Ryan Phillippe's Workout Palace in the Sky

Richard Lawson · 12/09/10 01:43PM

Hot-body actor Ryan Phillippe is selling his "Asian contemporary" home in the Hollywood Hills for $7.175 million. Naturally, there's a custom designed two-story gym in the master suite, and a pool for showing off the results. Plus, kids rooms!

Gawker Dating: Uniting You in Awkwardness

Richard Lawson · 12/09/10 11:48AM

As something of a social experiment, Gawker is introducing a relatively lo-fi dating service! It'll take place in the comments, under the tag #gawkerdating. Leave a want ad, a picture, or both!

The Case of the Fashionistas and the Used Tampons

Brian Moylan · 12/08/10 05:39PM

Multi-billion dollar fashion conglomerate Jones Apparel Group has a serious sicko on staff. Apparently someone keeps leaving used tampons in the office hallway and it's become such a problem that a top exec is sending out company-wide emails about it.

Horny Psychic Accidentally Draws a Penis on Live TV

Matt Cherette · 12/07/10 09:56PM

"I don't even know what's gonna come out of this pen," said the lady clairvoyant, before attempting to sketch a "psychic drawing" of her talk show guest, Brian. And that's when she drew a hairy penis and balls! Watch inside.

Meet The New Competition on The Sing Off

Chrystina Orlando · 12/07/10 07:00PM

The second season of The Sing-Off debuted last night. Here's all the action that went on during the first episode. Our picks include: an Adam Lambert voice-clone, the real-life version of the Glee cast, a vocal legend, and more!