Living out the fantasy of any person invited to any wedding, Mark Wahlberg did, in fact, skip Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy's nuptials yesterday, sending an Instagram in his absence.

Worried about accidentally wearing the same thing as Mark Wahlberg to Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy's wedding today? Well, don't be! He's allegedly not going, so wear whatever you want!

While we're on the subject of destructive refusals, researchers have determined that the 2010 whooping cough outbreak in California was probably driven by parents who refused to vaccinate for "non medical" reasons. The pertussis outbreak led to 9,120 cases and 10 deaths.

ABC will pep up the strife-chat of The View by bringing in dimwitted anti-vaccination fanatic Jenny McCarthy as it loses the Fox News-bound weepy Republican Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Hope you don't catch the shingles from Barbara, Jenny!

Wondering how Jenny McCarthy's just-shy-of-40-year-old body has held up since she was named Playboy's Playmate of the Year nearly 20 years ago?

Nearly two decades after being crowned Playboy's Playmate of the Year, Jenny McCarthy returns to the publication that first exposed her to the world with an 8-page nude pictorial in the magazine's upcoming "massive summer double issue."

Anti-vaccine activist Jenny McCarthy is returning to her nude roots this summer with a Playboy pictorial due to be published in the magazine's July 2012 issue.

A 1998 study in the Lancet medical journal claiming a link between vaccines and autism was retracted last year for being scientifically unsound. But a new investigation claims the study wasn't just wrong—it was also an "elaborate fraud."

How did you celebrate New Year's Eve? Probably not with a supermodel in Mexico. Jenny McCarthy has a new boyfriend. Justin Bieber tries to win Selena Gomez's heart with diamonds. New Year's Day Gossip Roundup is surprisingly not hungover!

First Fran Drescher gets a "Tawk Show" and now this? We can only hope that Jenny McCarthy's new show is a throwback to Singled Out, features discussion of her famous exes, and isn't about how horny she always is.

Christina Aguilera says she fell prey to a nefarious computer hacker. Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling seem to be dating. Michael Lohan makes a video of himself getting Botox, because, why not? Thursday gossip has a complicated relationship with fame.

Jenny McCarthy discovered the art of self-pleasure with the help of her teddy bear Tubby. It helped lessen the guilt by having someone else take the religious load off her shoulders. A generation of teenage boys thanked her.

Jenny McCarthy told a story about the time she had her manager shove Gabbana (of Dolce & Gabbana) into a wall, after thinking he was a crazy person trying to attack her. Watch to hear how Gabbana evened the score.

During a story about Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's new book on Access Hollywood Live, Jenny McCarthy posed a very important (if not mind-blowing) question: Is the man whose book teaches how to "creep on chicks" and "avoid grenades" actually unattractive?!

Jenny McCarthy stopped by the Early Show this morning to discuss her new book, and things turned to Facebook breakups and McCarthy's new boyfriend, muscular eye-mask company owner Jason Toohey. Apparently he appreciates her assets.

Jenny McCarthy has a new boyfriend! David Beckham gets sued. Britney Spears gets neck tattoos. Dog the Bounty hunter goes to the ER. And a mysterious woman tries to make out with Josh Duhamel. Sunday Gossip Roundup: Experience it it.

The Montag-Pratts formally end their divorce charade. Heidi Klum quits Victoria's Secret. Lindsay Lohan wears fancy outfits at rehab. Charlie Sheen's daughter has a Twilight-themed wedding. TGIFriday gossip.

Lohan's day of surrender is nigh, and she has no lawyer and is tweeting sad little "eeeks." Oksana Grigorieva walked away from $15 million. Enrique Iglesias photographs his junks. Tuesday gossip is full of foreboding.

Four days after announcing his divorce split from Jenny McCarthy on Twitter, Jim Carrey returned to the medium to support Tiger Woods and attack Elin. Is Jim sending coded messages about his own divorce? Let's overanalyze.

Let's hope Jim Carrey at least dropped Jenny an email before tweeting today that "Jenny and I have just ended our 5 yr relationship." But they were so cute together! Or something.