Jake and Taylor rendezvous in Nashville—but was it ex sex or postmortem wallowing? Macaulay Culkin parties with a porn star. Jesse James and Kat Von D are engaged. Bill Clinton is Cameron and A-Rod's third wheel. TGIFriday gossip.

Christina doesn't know Jeremy Renner, but she knows his bed. Melissa Etheridge's ex knew she was cheating because the dildos were different. Lamar Odom would like you to imagine him having sex with his Kardashian wife. Wednesday gossip sleeps around.

A transsexual woman explains Kelly Osbourne's Twitter freak-out: Luke was in love with a woman with a penis. Rob Pattinson calls his own naked image "very pretty." Diddy hits the sauce. Monday gossip is full of surprises.

Not to be outdone by Madonna and Kim Kardashian, Jake Gyllenhaal took the Q train and made all the other riders swoon. Except the man passed out next to him. Glad to see the subway doesn't give celebs special treatment.

The most saccharine couple ever to grace a celebrity glossy breaks up. Palm Desert police say Lindsay Lohan violated her probation. Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp are dating. Kelli Pickler is married. Wednesday gossip is a Taylor Swift break-up ballad.

Everyone: Demi Lovato doesn't have a sex tape! Lady Gaga is excited about DADT being gone. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have dinner. How did Taylor and Jake meet!? Some Gossip Girl Gossip. Sunday gossip roundup!

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift's relationship is still perfect in every way. Lindsay Lohan is scared of a photographer. Kanye's ex is out on the town. Demi Lovato's got a sex tape Saturday Gossip Roundup is happy to be here.

Miley Cyrus may get salvia banned. Michael Jackson's autopsy is not something we'd want to see. Michael Lohan gets botox but forgets child payments. Nicole Richie's getting married. Saturday gossip roundup can't move its face.

Britney Spears (or her imposter) might be a big stoner. Halle Berry's boyfriend gets in trouble with the law. Charlie Sheen tracks down his hooker-snatched watch. Saturday Gossip Roundup is backing over paparazzis like it's Grand Theft Auto IV.

Tom sneaks mascara and facials behind Katie's back. Jim Carrey likes kissing Ewan McGregor. Brad Pitt's nose hair secret revealed! Gwyneth Paltrow has a filthy sense of humor. Wednesday gossip ranges from superficial to superficially sordid.

Despite being weighed down by heaps of cranberry sauce and Brussels sprouts (those are everyone's favorite Thanksgiving foods, right?), people managed to haul themselves out to the multiplexes to do their American duty this weekend. And they mostly wanted fantasy.

Lady Gaga and Anderson Cooper are drinking buddies. James Franco continues to be the best at everything. Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal continue their world coffee shop tour. Sunday Gossip Roundup is a perfectly-made fried egg.

Here's a trailer for Source Code, the sci-fi thriller from the director of Moon about a device that allows a military man (Jake) to enter the body of someone else for the last eight minutes of their life. Sure, OK.

In case you missed it—on Friday's Late Night, Jake Gyllenhaal donned a yellow track suit once again and danced his ass off alongside Jimmy Fallon. This time, they sang about Sarah Palin's Alaska and ...sandwiches?

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert solves the national deficit, Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal are old pros at having fake sex, Al Roker's pirate joke bombs, watch Beyoncé's banned fragrance ad, and Russell Brand explains the British monarchy's marriage rituals.

[Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway on two of the three sexy-pex new Entertainment Weekly covers they shot to promote their movie "Love and Other Drugs", which apparently features "unusually bold sex scenes." Yowza wowza! Images via EW]

In this giggly interview promoting Love and Other Drugs, Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal are subjected to Meredith Vieira's rapid-fire questioning about their sex scenes. Turns out, they're old pros at faking sex with each other after filming Brokeback Mountain.

On last night's Letterman, Jake Gyllenhaal discussed his beard. Yes, his beard. And the brotherhood...of bearded men. Jake's take on the publicity his facial hair received last summer, inside.

Today People magazine announced that the title of "Sexiest Man Alive" belongs to Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, he's hot, but we can do better than that. We want to know who makes your loins quiver.

Taylor and Jake flirt their way across New York. A Sports Illustrated model gets in a catfight. Celine Dion's husband describes his wife's numerologically perfect birth. Tuesday gossip is a windswept romance.