Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert solves the national deficit, Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal are old pros at having fake sex, Al Roker's pirate joke bombs, watch Beyoncé's banned fragrance ad, and Russell Brand explains the British monarchy's marriage rituals.

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Have Had Lots of Fake Sex With Each Other
In this giggly interview promoting Love and Other Drugs, Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal are subjected to Meredith Vieira's rapid-fire questioning about their sex scenes. Turns out, they're old pros at faking sex with each other after filming Brokeback Mountain.

Why Not Let Russell Brand Explain The British Monarchy For You
As you've likely noticed, America is completely obsessed with Kate and William's upcoming nuptials. Who better to ask for insight than Russell Brand, a subject of the British crown? Somehow, his stories of "clattering genitals" don't sound exactly truthful.

Watch Al Roker Tell a Pirate Joke That Completely Bombs
As the Today Show hosts were bantering about Kathie Lee and Hoda's impending booze cruise ocean adventure, Al chimed in with a pirate joke that was nobody appreciated. Sounds of crickets would be less awkward than the silence that followed.

Stephen Colbert Solves the National Deficit
13.7 trillion dollar national deficit + impending baby boomer retirement = problem. But how do you solve a problem like the baby boomers? Just ship Grandma off to Mars, says Colbert (and the Journal of Cosmology).

Watch Beyoncé's New Fragrance Commercial That Was Banned in The U.K.
British parents are up in arms over a new commercial for Beyoncé's first-ever fragrance, Heat. The ad features Miss B writhing around wearing a satin red dress. Inside, watch and decide for yourself if it's truly unsuitable for TV.