Glenn Beck proves that bloggers are pantsless, terrible people who love nothing like their video games. He also knows he's always right.

Regis Philbin shows his age and then some, ranting about Hi-Fi, The AOL and G-Note. This might be a good place for a snarky joke about the elderly but I think America's greatest generation deserves better.

Last Thursday, Current TV's movie review program The Rotten Tomatoes Show decided to go all New Coke on its viewers and change its formula.

A girl who posted pics of her "epic boobs" and inadvertently became an Internet meme lost a lawsuit against the outlet that made her a star. It raises the question: If you become an internet meme, what should you do?

Last week the friendly folks at Urlesque invited Gawker.TV to take part in their weekly podcast. I was lucky enough to take the TL;DR quiz in real life and didn't do such a terrible job...

Self-described "average American" Andy Rooney was recently startled to discover the existence of such rare pop culture creatures as "Lady Gaga" and "Usher." What other mainstream, vastly popular phenomena has professional old person Andy Rooney never heard of?

Last year, the goofy gif website pulled a stunning prank on Time magazine: they manipulated the voting results for the TIME 100 Listing, making founder Chris Poole the most influential person of the year. Here's how they did it.

Of all I've learned about the Internet, I know that if I say anything negative about video games, a lot of very passionate individuals are going to threaten my life with authentic replica broadswords.

Want to know how paranoid you should be? Google's new toy lets you see how many times your government asked Google for private information. Citizens of Brazil, Germany and India: Fetch your tinfoil hats (chapéus de papel laminado)!

Women, said the people of 1969, will order clothes from an electronic "console". "What the wife selects on her console, will be paid for by the husband at his counterpart console."

This morning, The Today Show ran a segment about internet trolls who descend on the families of dead teens. It's unpleasant stuff; the full segment inside.

Important national security news: anthropomorphic representation of post-collapse America's spiritual bankruptcy Spencer Pratt is going to start a "cybersecurity venture," FoxNews.com can confirm.

They go and get more obnoxious. OK Go's (of course OK Go's) Damian Kulash re-enacted the "surprised kitty" with an audience of 700 people on a "how to create viral content" panel. Hopefully what followed was a re-enacment of this.

This is not about Ben! Ben Smith is the most tolerable person at The Politico. He works very hard, and he deserves to have people on TV mention his name as if it is no big thing. It is about how the internet has been around for almost 100 internet-years now, and TV is still scared of it and stupid about it.

Barack Obama has appointed designer and statistician Edward Tufte to the stimulus-monitoring Recovery Independent Advisory Panel. To a certain segment of the internet, this is like learning that Admiral Ackbar is the new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Rolling Stone, the 40-year-old music/culture magazine, doesn't have a website anymore. Jann Wenner must've let the domain expire while he was shredding all those Monkees Hall of Fame ballots. (Now we'll never know who the 14th-best guitarist ever was!) [Via]

Writing on the internet is not committed to paper nor subjected to the same bureaucratic intercession of minders charged with protecting institutional reputations. For loathsome New Republic Leon Wieseltier, this makes the web suspect and newfangled and just annoying.

Chatroulette is a website that connects strangers together via webcam. It's drawing the attention of many, including Michael Cera, possibly Jersey Shore, and New York Magazine. Two of our interns logged on to see what all the fuss was about.

Collegehumor has outlined exactly what our poor, exhausted, annoying, sexy, numerous internet distractions would say to us if they could.