[Lindsay Lohan ditches her baby-hitting black Maserati for a white Porsche Cayman, and goes for a spin in West Hollywood. Image via INF, click to enlarge.]

One intrepid reader found Madonna at S Fifth St. and Marcy Ave. in Williamsburg, Brooklyn today shooting scenes for her upcoming movie W.E.. He even filmed a video of her! Our Stalker game has officially been stepped up.

[You didn't think I meant his brain, did you? I meant his face. Brad Pitt rides his motorcycle into the sunset after filming Money Ball. See him driving away (thereby displaying the other moneymaker) below. Images via INF.]

[Reese Witherspoon drops off 11-year-old daughter Ava from Ryan Phillippe's house. Ryan is Ava's father and Reese's ex. Image via INF.]

[Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman go for a cruise in their Ferrari in Beverly Hills. Image via INF.]

[January Jones has finally escaped Mad Men's mid-century drag, only to be forced into the apparel of a go-go Florence Nightingale of the Swiss Alps for X-Men: First Class. Her stunt double, seen here, follows suit. Image via INF]

[Jon Hamm arriving in London. Image: INF]

[Rihanna shows us the cool tricks she learned on the set of Battleship. Image via INF.]

[Lindsay Lohan hops out of her Maserati with last year's Alexander Wang it bag in the crook of her arm, a hot pink bra under a torn shirt, and sale stickers on the soles of her shoes. Image via INF.]

[On her second public outing since leaving jail and rehab, Lindsay Lohan sports chipped blue nail polish and a sheer skirt en route to a business meeting in Santa Monica. We miss the "fuck u" nails. Image via INF.]

[Beyonce and Jay-Z model opposing sartorial strategies on vacation in St. Tropez. Image via INF.]

[Katy Perry and Russell Brand after a night out in New York City. Image via INF.]

[Superdiva supermodel Naomi Campbell strolls with a barefoot Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, in Sardinia. The duo spent time there with Naomi's Russian billionaire boyfriend. Image via INF.]

[On the set of One Day, a crew member applies fake blood to Anne Hathaway for a scene in which her character gets hit by a truck. Image via INF.]

This was inevitable: Spencer Pratt is reportedly negotiating the sale of a sex tape starring his soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag. No word, as of yet, whether it was shot before or after Heidi's Barbie-like surgical makeover. [TMZ, image via INF]

[Ke$ha wears a mask en route to a New York spa. Image via INF.]

[Underage upskirt provocateur Perez Hilton films a new reality TV show in Beverly Hills with British crossover hopeful Fearne Cotton. Mischa Barton has also been filming with Fearne. Image via INF.]

Someone on Mischa's yacht is a mole—is no starlet in St. Tropez is safe? Christina Ricci says Rob Pattinson is an "awesome" kisser. Ke$ha was a band geek. Hilary Duff is getting hitched. TGIFriday gossip.

Rihanna's new neck tattoo says "rebelle fleur," the French words for "rebellious" and "flower." Unfortunately, adjectives usually follow the noun in French, so "rebelle fleur" is actually just gibberish. Click to enlarge.

[Snooki snacks on a phallic popsicle outside a sex store in New Jersey. Image via INF.]