[Do you think Beyonce's studded leggings transmit cold through the metal? And will it be awkward when she turns to face the man next to her, and his belly button is at eye level? So many questions. Image via Insight News & Features.]

[Lady Gaga wasn't in the holiday spirit last night while attending the Foundation to Fight Allergies to Pants benefit in Paris. Image via INF]

[Maximum security prisoner Justin Timberlake turns down the first prostitute he meets in the jail yard on the set of his upcoming movie "Now." Image via INF]

[Mischa Barton attracts cameras in Hollywood. OK, she's filming a reality show, so those cameramen have no choice. But still! Mischa's second act! Will it be as thrilling as Green Day's or as sad as Britney's? Image via INF]

[Pam Anderson wears a sari and tight smile on the set of "Big Boss," India's version of "Big Brother." She is guest starring on the show for three days. Image via INF.]

[The actress smoking an "electronic cigarette", because she's trying to quit! good for her!, in LA. Photo via INF]

[The day after the premiere of her first movie, Christina Aguilera airs out her armpits in L.A. She received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and was likened to Marilyn Monroe. Updated caption inspired by youthinkyouknow. Image via INF.]

[Angelina Jolie uses her super sniper skills to finally rid herself of her rival. Okay, she was really shooting her movie in Hungary, but it's more fun to pretend. Image via INF]

[Universally reviled "Project Runway" winner Gretchen Jones and her "muse" model Milana Snow arrive at "Good Morning America" for the first of the ten thousand public appearances they are contractually obligated to make together. Image via INF]

[Demi Moore wears the pelts of a thousand abominable snowmen at a charity event in Austria. Image via INF.]

A new explanation for Bieber's laser tag freak out emerges. Rooney Mara pierces her nipples. Kim Kardashian will never again go naked. Elin Nordegren got $110 million from Tiger? Monday gossip grapples with the bullying crisis afflicting our gay tweens.

A surprisingly detailed (but possibly fake) story about Kate marrying her rockstar boyfriend. Snooki plans her Halloween costume: A pickle. Christina Aguilera files for divorce. Jesse James and Kat Von D are on the rocks. TGIFriday gossip.

[Miley Cyrus, mother Tish, and little sister Noah—the ten-year-old with the visible bra—resemble another Hollywood family consisting of a starlet, a cool mom, and a chronically overshadowed little sister. Image via INF, click to enlarge.]

[Emma Watson wears stretch pants and Uggs for a stroll through campus. College wins this round in the Hollywood vs. Brown University battle for Hermione Granger's soul. Image via INF.]

[Britney Spears goes shopping in Santa Monica. She knows the back of her head will be featured on a hundred gossip blogs every time she wears her hair down, right? Images via Pacific Coast News & INF.]

[The cast of the upcoming "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" filming a segment for Extra! in New York. Image: INF]

The Jolie-Pitt brood begins school in a fortress of solitude in Budapest. Jennifer Aniston is the world's most eligible single lady. Chelsea Handler goes on a date with 50 Cent. Tuesday gossip is ready to mingle.

[Lindsay didn't pose for this grainy picture of her at the Betty Ford Center, but she's holding a coffee and cigarette just like it's any other paparazzi shot. Image via INF]

[Catherine Zeta-Jones was doing her best Gloria Swanson at Heathrow Airport this morning. Image via INF]

[Fergie and Jennifer Lopez take a break from their daily wrinkle-reducing cryogenic treatments to take in the New York Jets vs. Miami Dolphins football game. Image via INF.]