[Eee! Two cast members of the new "90210" show filming in LA yesterday. The longer haired girl is Shenae Grimes of "Degrassi" fame, and no I do not know what is going on with her feet; image via INF]

[Particle physicist and sometime reality star Lauren Conrad with an assistant or friend (or, sadly, both) at a Whole Foods in Lorst Angrilys; image via INF]

After filming a scene for the upcoming season of Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria Parker took out a stack of bills and began to count out loud at a very high volume. One crewmember asked if Longoria Parker was going to practice her stealth tipping skills, but the popular actress said that her husband is the undercover tipper in their relationship. Another crewmember thought that Longoria Parker might be headed to the Spearmint Rhino to make it rain. Longoria shook her head and said, "Wrong. All wrong. It's my snack money for when I see Pineapple Express at the Americana tonight, dudes. Skittles and James Franco, crazy delicious!"

[Taylor Momsen, president of the Lemoncake Stupid Society, on the set of "Gossip Girl" today; image via INF]

Much like the first day of elementary school, Katherine Heigl spent a decent portion of her first day back on set catching up with the cast and crew of the popular medical drama Grey's Anatomy. When it came to time to explain what she did over her vacation, an uncomfortable silence filled the parking lot. A pensive Heigl kicked at a few imaginary pebbles then explained that she's got to listen to her lines on her iPod in her car and added that she might check out that 'cake fart' website everybody is raving about as well.

["My mother groaned, my father wept, / Into the dangerous world I leapt; / Helpless, naked, piping loud, / Like a fiend hid in a cloud..." "Gossip Girl" and "Traveling Magic Pants" actor Blake Lively filming a Good Morning America segment today; image via INF]

[Actress Katie Holmes arriving at rehearsal for her Broadway debut in "All My Sons" yesterday; image via INF]

A Queens resident may have had the highlight of her week or year when she ran into Katie Holmes. Rose Smith was surprised to see the famed wife of Scientologist Tom Cruise, but was shocked to see that she was wearing nearly identical outfits. Smith said, "I would've assumed that Katie's an Anthropologie girl, but she was wearing the same tights that I got at Urban Outfitters. How cool was that? I totes asked her if she needed any help though. You know that blink once, if you're cool. Blink twice, if you want me to get my brother and his truck."

A few months ago, at the height of her prolonged meltdown, Britney Spears alone used to account for 20% of L.A.'s paparazzi business, providing ample opportunities for photos like this one. Now, says the L.A. Times, she's cleaning up, behaving herself—and ruining the living of the city's hardworking thuggish paps:

["Gossip Girl" actor Ed Westwick, who lives with his costar, actress Chace Crawford, playing with candy on the show's set; image via INF]

Harry Potter film series star Emma Watson appeared to be the life of the afterparty in Windsor over the weekend. With the aid of what Watson referred to as her "Hermione Juice," Watson bounced around the party, serving as a makeshift hostess looking for an afterparty after the original afterparty. After searching for a few minutes, Watson discovered an after-after party in a dorm room at a nearby university.

Popular actor Gerard Butler was not in the mood for surly comments about his filmography while out clubbing in New York City. The Nim's Island star heard a mixture of cheers and jeers as he hopped from hot spot to hot spot. Briefly waiting to get into a club, Butler said, "It's either 'Tonight we dine in hell!,' or what was with P.S. I Love You. Don't get me wrong, it's good to have fans, but sometimes you don't want to be reminded of the past when you just want to go out and hear some Katy Perry and have fun!"

On the Manhattan set of Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester tried to use her script to shield herself from the sun, photographers, and any Blake Lively/Penn Badgley full throttle make out sessions. Meester doesn't mind that her co stars are enjoying their relationship, it's just that she minds the fact that it happens all the time: in between takes, while setting up the lights, while at lunch, in line at Starbucks, Waverly Inn and on the L train. Meester said, "I love people in love, but sometimes, you need to be considerate of those around and take it into a dark alley or your trailer."

[Dina Lohan, mother of a lesbian person (Lindsay), leaving the Bowery Hotel with her less famous daughter and her famous daughter's less famous girlfriend's even less famous sister, after visiting the famous lesbian last night; image via INF]

["Gossip Girl" actor Chace Crawford on set on Friday; image via INF]

[Just a regular college student before his gorgon mother MeDina (get it??) dragged him in front of a camera for her stupid reality show, Michael Lohan (brother of lesbo Lindsay) is photographed leaving the Beatrice Inn last night; image via INF]

Fedora enthusiast Samantha Ronson had trouble focusing on her job at a party in the Hamptons over the weekend. Ronson was constantly checking over to her shoulder to see what her gal pal, Lindsay Lohan, was up to. Ronson placed one ear bud over her left ear while using the other ear to keep up with Lohan's conversation. Unfortunately, Ronson was still not able to hear over the din of the crowd and her next musical selection. Ronson managed to catch the tail end of Lohan's epic story about how she spilled various sodas to test out the power of her recently purchased Shamwow. Lohan comforted Ronson after her set and apologized for telling stories about their favorite new infomercial purchase without Sam being there to join in on the conversation.

[Actress Lindsay Lohan living it up in the Hamptons this weekend. That's her supposed girlfriend Sam Ronson in the hat; image via INF]

[The Most Important Lesbadoodles Of Our Time, LiLo and SamRo, leaving a party last night; image via INF]

Oh Ellen Page. Why must you make it so easy to spark lesbionic rumors after every public appearance, from outfits showcasing your boyish frame, hiring a Power Lesbian publicist to defend your Non-Power Lesbian status, and showing Jay Leno and the country just how masculine your workout moves are? Not to mention that business of stroking your phantom goatee during the macho exercises in question? Adding more flame to the female-loving fire, Page is currently filming Whip It! in Michigan alongside Drew Barrymore in the newly single actress’ directorial debut. And after hearing the trajectory of Page’s star character Bliss, including every budding Chic Lesbian’s preference of roller derby races over that superficial tradition of beauty pageants (note: we are just imagining what Ellen’s Us-recruited body language expert would "think"), we can't exactly believe with certainty that Page isn't a member of Closeted Hollywood. Not to mention these photos of the Diablo-spawned prodigy on set looking her makeup-free, greasy-haired, baggy sweatpants-wearing finest: