Dear Twitter Friends, I am building a box with wallpaper & a nude woman. What are you doing this weekend?

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What happens when a group of social media freaks—including Ann Curry—get trapped in an elevator? It is electronically recorded and broadcast over the internet at near-dizzying speed. Welcome to the most thoroughly documented elevator entrapment ever.