It will come as little comfort to anyone to learn that double jeopardy-exploiting If I Did It author O.J. Simpson has decided to take the law into his own hands—having, as best as we can surmise, entered a hotel room at the Palace Station Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last night accompanied by several armed men, who then proceeded to reappropriate a wide variety of mementos that once belonged to the former running back, including the suit he wore the day of his acquittal.