The bar certainly isn't set high on Dancing With The Stars. Last night, Kelly Osbourne wriggled and floundered around the stage in a sparkly dress to "I Will Survive" (obviously) for two minutes. And the judges freaking loved it.

Telling people to watch Survivor is like saying it's OK to wear mom jeans, but even going into it's 19th season, the show is still entertaining. Yeah, it's not cool, but that's no reason not to watch.

Bad news for Jezebel Moe: New York Post publisher Paul Carlucci declares that the paper's new Sunday glossy is "here to stay," in spite of its dearth of ad pages. Also in spite of the fact that some of those pages are "full-page ads placed by the tourist bureau of Bucks County, Pa." [NYO]