The bar certainly isn't set high on Dancing With The Stars. Last night, Kelly Osbourne wriggled and floundered around the stage in a sparkly dress to "I Will Survive" (obviously) for two minutes. And the judges freaking loved it.

Here are the actual judge's comments on Kelly's performance:

Bruno: "You've never looked more beautiful!"

Carrie Ann: "You were definitely a survivor!"

Len: "You smiled through it!"

Really? I know they go easy on the contestants, but they can at least comment on their dancing instead of saying how nice they looked as they awkwardly squirmed around the dance floor to Gloria Gaynor.