The customer is always right, so when an asshole online reviewer demanded that servers at a restaurant in West Virginia "show more skin," the owner of the place was happy to oblige—just not in the way the troll was hoping.

Never ones to let an opportunity to knock Fox News pass them by, The Simpsons' producers semi-surreptitiously inserted the above title card into the closing credits of the show's pilot episode, "Simpsons Roasting on a Open Fire," which reran last night as part of a night of programming honoring the Fox Network's 25 years on the air.

In response to the brouhaha that ensued following Simpsons creator Matt Groening's "revelation" that Springfield is "located" in his home state of Oregon, tonight's episode featured a chalkboard gag which aims to re-shroud the town's coordinates in mystery.

Dan Savage and Terry Miller's ongoing anti-bullying campaign It Gets Better finally — finally — gets the puerile penial parody it has long demanded.