Not only does TLC give us tips on what to do when a baby is sliding out of you, but they hire the world's most powerfully amateur actors to reenact baby-birthing.

Apparently weight gain, missed cycles, and feeling all pregnant and stuff is not enough warning for today's couples on the go. It's a bad sign when even your dramatic reenactment shows you confused by what comes out of a uterus.

Women don't always know they're pregnant. Babies fall out of them all the time, at really inopportune moments—grocery shopping, making coffee, vacuuming, on blind dates, whatever. The re-enactments of these births really drive home the awkward, unexpected pain.